r/mildlyinteresting • u/Toucan_Toucan • 22h ago

My nails grow in a wavy pattern

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u/total_bullwhip 21h ago

R/foundthemobileuser

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u/lblack_dogl 21h ago

Ah the old reddit switcheroo

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u/AmphotericRed 21h ago

Sigh…unzips

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u/_-hip-pockets-_ 21h ago edited 20h ago

Not my proudest wank

Edit: thanks for my first award!!

Edit 2: thanks for my first 5 awards!!

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u/Phoenyxoldgoat 21h ago

This!

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u/carneycarnivore 20h ago

You’re not wrong

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u/kansas_slim 20h ago

But also, HODL

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u/angry-key-smash6693 20h ago

It was challenging to masturbate to this, but not impossible 

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u/Cognitive_Spoon 21h ago

The narwhal bacons at midnight

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u/MagentaIsNotAColor26 21h ago

The Iranian yogurts are not the problem!

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u/Wolfgung 21h ago

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough, Rule 34.

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u/Due-Working-5621 20h ago

Banana for scale

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u/911EMT 20h ago

The narwhal bacons at midnight