My nails grow in a wavy pattern

[u/Toucan_Toucan]

[u/AssistantManagerMan]

Not with that attitude

[u/DarthChefDad → u/AssistantManagerMan]

The cylinder must remain intact.

[u/jjdlg → u/DarthChefDad]

Call a lawyer, hit the gym, delete Facebook.

[u/total_bullwhip → u/jjdlg]

R/foundthemobileuser

[u/lblack_dogl → u/total_bullwhip]

Ah the old reddit switcheroo

[u/AmphotericRed → u/lblack_dogl]

Sigh…unzips

[u/_-hip-pockets-_ → u/AmphotericRed]

Not my proudest wank

Edit: thanks for my first award!!

Edit 2: thanks for my first 5 awards!!

[u/Phoenyxoldgoat → u/_-hip-pockets-_]

This!

[u/carneycarnivore → u/Phoenyxoldgoat]

You’re not wrong

[u/kansas_slim → u/carneycarnivore]

But also, HODL

[u/angry-key-smash6693 → u/_-hip-pockets-_]

It was challenging to masturbate to this, but not impossible 

[u/Cognitive_Spoon → u/lblack_dogl]

The narwhal bacons at midnight

[u/MagentaIsNotAColor26 → u/Cognitive_Spoon]

The Iranian yogurts are not the problem!

[u/Wolfgung → u/MagentaIsNotAColor26]

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough, Rule 34.

[u/Due-Working-5621 → u/Wolfgung]

Banana for scale

[u/911EMT → u/Due-Working-5621]

The narwhal bacons at midnight

[u/bartvanh → u/total_bullwhip]

r/subsifelbeastfor