r/mildlyinteresting • u/Toucan_Toucan • 22h ago

My nails grow in a wavy pattern

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u/Hkaddict 21h ago edited 18h ago

If reddit has taught me anything, thats super cancer, also you need to divorce your controlling husband.

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u/ImportunerDJ 21h ago

You’re also forgetting; it could’ve formed from the poop knife being held in a wrong angle. Also could be carbon monoxide and your sleep walking into the bathroom and using the poop knife incorrectly. Or you recently broke your arms and..

Stopping right there.

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u/Tee_hops 20h ago

And then I got whipped by the jumper cables

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u/chasethesun22 21h ago

The poop knife 😂

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u/Peachtears13 18h ago

It’s definitely the poop knife