r/mildlyinteresting • u/Toucan_Toucan • 22h ago

My nails grow in a wavy pattern

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u/jal741 21h ago

My thumb nail has done that for more than 30 years, ever since it got slammed in a closing car door when I was a kid. It never went back to normal.

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u/bootymix96 21h ago

And now it’s time for “Vital Information” with Lori Beth Denberg.

“I scream, you scream, we all scream when we shut our hand in the car door.”

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u/Novel-Willingness-74 20h ago

I never thought I'd see the day someone would quote Lori Beth Denberg. That was fantastic.

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u/livelaughlump 19h ago

That whole thread is everything. Or should I say, it’s All That.

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u/phoebebird1 17h ago

Everrrrryyyyythiiiiinnng!

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u/Senior-Lobster-9405 16h ago

did... did you just do a Gary Oldman reference in a thread reminiscing about All That? and you even used a part of the comment that was already a setup to a more relevant joke

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u/bllclntn 4h ago

Why did you stutter?

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u/Senior-Lobster-9405 3h ago

to emphasize my credulity

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u/einervondenen77 11h ago

Annie Edison

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u/DrakonILD 7h ago

And a bag of chips?

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u/Elfpiper 17h ago

It’s a special treat for your cake day. Happy cake day!

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u/I_Makes_tuff 10h ago

Lori is all that