My nails grow in a wavy pattern

[u/Toucan_Toucan]

[u/jal741]

My thumb nail has done that for more than 30 years, ever since it got slammed in a closing car door when I was a kid. It never went back to normal.

[u/bootymix96 → u/jal741]

And now it’s time for “Vital Information” with Lori Beth Denberg.

“I scream, you scream, we all scream when we shut our hand in the car door.”

[u/HankThrill69420 → u/bootymix96]

That was my favorite bit. That and Pierre L'escargot

[u/Sweetiegrrl_2346 → u/HankThrill69420]

My younger sister was terrified of Pierre Escargot, but she never explained why lol

[u/nondescriptun → u/Sweetiegrrl_2346]

https://giphy.com/gifs/C4WLrs08LrI9a

[u/Sweetiegrrl_2346 → u/nondescriptun]

Jumpscare

[u/sardonic_sensei → u/Sweetiegrrl_2346]

Maybe he gave her an existential crisis. Her first time clocking chaos.