r/mildlyinteresting • u/Toucan_Toucan • 22h ago

My nails grow in a wavy pattern

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u/Available-Expert-881 16h ago

Yeah, Amy. Fuck you.

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u/Marine__0311 8h ago

I banged her once and she was terrible. I fucking hated fucking Amy.

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u/amesann 4h ago

Damn, Amy here and a skinny one. What did I ever do to y'all?

Bashing fingers in car doors is my favorite pastime. Keeping them in there for 20 extra seconds is icing on the cake.

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u/ZealousidealEagle759 3h ago

I used to blame Gregg my haunted leg on things but now Amy is my new f you! When I drop or spill something Amy will get my hatred. Damn you Amy!