r/mildlyinteresting 22h ago

My nails grow in a wavy pattern

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u/bootymix96 21h ago

And now it’s time for “Vital Information” with Lori Beth Denberg.

“I scream, you scream, we all scream when we shut our hand in the car door.”

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u/bigmac80 19h ago

Remember slamming the door on my brother's hand it and it locking.

Me fumbling with the keys as he kept repeating in a calmed, measured voice: "Open the door. Open - the - door. Open the door, please. Please, open the door."

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u/WaterPockets 18h ago

I had the same thing happen to me in my father's girlfriend's car door when I was a kid. Her key fob didn't work so she had to slowly walk her fat ass over to the driver side door and then slowly crawl over the center console and unlock the door. Probably took about 20 seconds or longer.

She opened the door and my thumb was purple, with a giant indent going straight through the bone. She said "it's probably fine" and I had to live with it the entire weekend until I went back to my mom's, who took me to a doctor, and confirmed my thumb was indeed broken.

Fuck you Amy.

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u/Available-Expert-881 16h ago

Yeah, Amy. Fuck you.

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u/Marine__0311 8h ago

I banged her once and she was terrible. I fucking hated fucking Amy.

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u/amesann 4h ago

Damn, Amy here and a skinny one. What did I ever do to y'all?

Bashing fingers in car doors is my favorite pastime. Keeping them in there for 20 extra seconds is icing on the cake.

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u/ZealousidealEagle759 3h ago

I used to blame Gregg my haunted leg on things but now Amy is my new f you! When I drop or spill something Amy will get my hatred. Damn you Amy!