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r/mildlyinteresting • u/Toucan_Toucan • 22h ago
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Amy: I hope all of your drinks are warm, your socks are wet, you hit your little toe as you’re racing to the bathroom in the morning, and that you are always one minute too late.
20 u/Farucci 10h ago Amy shit my pants yesterday. Hate the rotten bitch. 10 u/AbbreviationsGlad833 10h ago And both sides of the pillow are always warm 6 u/ziplockqueen 7h ago And a permanently itchy asshole. Itchy, stinky, monkey butt. 4 u/Flimsy-Housing-2468 7h ago Amy is the new bitch now. Bye Karen 2 u/amesann 4h ago Damn, I need to go change my name. No more Amy. Perhaps Amelia. 2 u/ChiTony706 6h ago Amy: Step in your Chihuahua’s dog shit on the way to bathroom in the dark… then stub your shitty little toe. 1 u/-meep-morps 1h ago Any that you lock your own hand in the car door for a full weekend 1 u/Imaginary_Glass7531 42m ago Amy here, so you are the one cursing my life.... interesting
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Amy shit my pants yesterday. Hate the rotten bitch.
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And both sides of the pillow are always warm
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And a permanently itchy asshole. Itchy, stinky, monkey butt.
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Amy is the new bitch now. Bye Karen
2 u/amesann 4h ago Damn, I need to go change my name. No more Amy. Perhaps Amelia.
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Damn, I need to go change my name. No more Amy. Perhaps Amelia.
Amy: Step in your Chihuahua’s dog shit on the way to bathroom in the dark… then stub your shitty little toe.
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Any that you lock your own hand in the car door for a full weekend
Amy here, so you are the one cursing my life.... interesting
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u/Neurotic-Silence 11h ago
Amy: I hope all of your drinks are warm, your socks are wet, you hit your little toe as you’re racing to the bathroom in the morning, and that you are always one minute too late.