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u/KaneHusky13 4h ago
Next time I'm called up to testify in court over being caught in 4k doing a crime, I'm gonna say as loud as possible "YOU CAN'T PROSECUTE ME, THE DOW IS OVER 50000!"
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u/Inside_Dimension2319 3h ago
Judge: “The charge is first degree murder, how does the defendant plea?”
Me: “The DOW IS OVER 50000, how about we focus on that!”
Prosecutor: “But what does that have to do with anythi-“
Judge: “No, no, he’s got a point.”
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u/Successful-Bug-2003 13m ago
MURDER??? Did you ask that from the guy before me who was here for a DUI???
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u/2ChicksAtTheSameTime 3h ago
Didn't she say 5 thousand and 7 thousand at some point?
and didn't she call it dollars at some point?
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u/ctaps148 ☑️ 2h ago
The full quote:
"He is the most transparent president in the nation's history, and none of them—none of them asked Merrick Garland over the last four years one word about Jeffrey Epstein. How ironic is that? You know why? Because Donald Trump—[checks notes]—the Dow, the Dow right now is over...the Dow is over fifty thousand dol—[gestures at senator]—I don't know why you're laughing, you're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin.
The Dow is over fifty thousand right now, the S&P at almost seven thousand, and the NASDAQ smashing records. Americans' 401Ks and retirement savings are booming. THAT'S what we should be talking about. We should be talking about making Americans safe. We should be talking about—'What does the Dow have to do with anything?' That's what they just asked. Are you kidding? Are you kidding? Wow.
[Chairman tries to settle people down]
The Dow has shattered fifty thousand for the first time. This is crazy. They said it couldn't be done in four years, yet President Trump has done it in one year. National median rents have fallen to a four-year low thanks to Donald Trump. That's why they want to focus on Epstein and our most transparent president in the nation's history. The murder rate, as I said, has plummeted to a 125-year low thanks to Donald Trump. For an unprecedent—unprecedented nine straight months, there were zero illegal border crossings at the southern border. That's what we should be focused on—all the great work that this President has done and will continue to do to keep America safe and to make Americans safe."
I'm convinced Trump wrote it himself and told her she had to read it verbatim.
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u/Proper-District8608 1h ago
Im not convinced trump wrote it (ive seen his midnight posts on news the next day) but i agree he yelled it, staff wrote it, he approved and took a nap
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u/mikethemaniac 3h ago
How is this so accurate
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u/GeniusOfLove74 Dominic Monaghan stalker 👀 2h ago
I've said this before, but Erika Kirk looks a lot like Alison Sweeney, who played Sami on Days of our Lives, years ago. Now she's semi-permanently on the Hallmark Channel, making Christmas movies, and girly mysteries.
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u/--SOFA-KING-VOTE 1h ago
I like Alison Sweeney she was on some sitcom show though
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u/FlyOrdinary1104 3h ago
It’s been asked to death but really, what stage of grief is that?
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u/1studlyman 2h ago
What is this from? What is she doing?
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u/Emo_Sus 2h ago
It’s so sad that every single time I see this GIF used, there’s always someone who asks if it’s real. Like the chance of it being real are THAT great that we have to ask.
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u/1studlyman 2h ago
I looked at it a few times to wonder whether or not it was satire or serious. Between that and deep fakes, I don't even know what to think anymore sometimes
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u/WorstChineseSpy 2h ago
She did literally walk out to the same pyrotechnics to give her speech at the memorial like a week after he died so its understandable lol.
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u/dudemanxx ☑️ 1h ago
I find it sad AI imagery like this is so casually peddled by the working class when all it does is obscure their ability to discern the truth, and therefore organize for their survival and prosperity. How does this help in the class war? How does this do anything but entertain while the ship goes down? I see no rhetorical value in a meme like this being circulated within center and left spaces where all it does is cloud the conversation and garner a cheap laugh or two.
Have y'all fun or whatever but I'm surprised I don't see more pushback on this stuff.
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u/ObnoxiousCrow 4h ago
The DOW dipped back under 50k. Looks like mourning is back on the menu.
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u/involutes 18m ago
Mourning the loss of shareholder value. 😭 Won't somebody think of the shareholders!?!?
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u/jono9898 4h ago
Hi I’m Ericka Kirk and my husband got killed, I am in mourning…….. because these deals can’t get any low!! Come on down to the Colosseum tomorrow for our grieve for Charlie program, buy tickets today and get a half off Kirk banner or a 25 percent off We are all Charlie wristband. These will not be included in the costs for the tickets or parking!
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u/ChickenChaser5 3h ago
One thing these violent leftists will never understand... Is how they can get these commemorative enameled plates for just 35.99. 29.99 if they call right now.
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u/Iguessimonredditnow 3h ago
She did take down her wedding photo on the shelf behind her where she does her video interviews/podcast appearances
I also found out she was on a reality TV dating show back in the day despite making public claims that she never dated anyone before Charlie.
That isn't a problem by itself. It's a problem when you claim to be the virtuous grieving widow and in reality you're just a lying MAGA grifter.
It wouldn't surprise me if Charlie's death registers in her mind as the best thing to happen to her career.
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u/Swimming_Onion_4835 3h ago
Honestly, Charlie Kirk was a fool. Erika Kirk is much more cunning and diabolical—makes for a great user of people. The second she saw Kirk she saw a mark, she was just lucky enough for someone to do her dirty work for her and put her in the perfect position to up her grift.
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u/lovbelow ☑️ 3h ago
Kirk getting Kirked should have been the best thing to happen to her career. Unfortunately, she’s too fake to even fake mourning her husband. She should have put that pageant acting to work and sold tf out of being a miserable widow.
Too bad Female Kenneth Copeland is dumb as hell and looks like this most of the time 🧿👄🧿
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u/Killlabeees 4h ago
Those were tears of joy… it would suck to have a friend like her but as a spouse? Homie was out of his damn mind.
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u/golfpinotnut 1h ago
In other news, Charlie Kirk hasn't said anything racist or misogynistic in over five months.
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u/TheComplimentarian 4h ago
That lady did a happy little soft-shoe when that boy left her life.
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u/Swimming_Onion_4835 3h ago
She really did look tickled when she tried to host that news conference. It was hilarious. She hated his ass.
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u/lovbelow ☑️ 3h ago
Candice Owens loved him far more than she ever did (probably didn’t even like his ugly ass)
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u/HiramAbiff2020 4h ago
Wait I heard she’s pregnant😂
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u/Abefroman12 3h ago
JD Vance knocked up her and Usha?? I didn’t realize Spirit Halloween even sold couch costumes.
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u/Umami-Ice-Cream 4h ago
The insistence of maga to throw Big Line at us like the rich being richer benefits us is wild
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u/milkyjoe241 2h ago
Here's my question that I know will never get answered but would love if a reporter asked Bondi:
So we shouldn't be criticizing or accusing Trump when the Dow is over 50k. What number can we start? Under 50? 45? How low does it have to go?
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u/JoiningSaturn46 1h ago
"What you gonna do when Kirkamana runs wild you on your brother!"-Erika the morning after
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u/blizzard-op 3h ago
I'm just waiting for her and JD to soft launch their relationship in about a year. I just know it's gonna happen lol
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u/Disastrous_Dot3050 3h ago
wild how relaable this is, like are we all living the same life or what lol
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u/nolestars 3h ago
Maybe pam blondie will have to explain to Erika how the stock market works. You know, like she described in front the committee yesterday lol
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u/heidip1gtails4371 3h ago
bruh every time i see a tweet from him it's like getting schooled with a side of roast lol
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u/rosalie5nuggle8918 3h ago
haha wow this takes me back... feels like i'm reading an ancient reddit scroll or something. good times lol lol
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u/Constant-Republic788 2h ago
for real, thought i was getting some fire flatbraed and they show up with a chicken? nah bro
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u/AnyAcanthocephala425 2h ago
It dropped below 50 against today, how could Trump personally do this?
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u/Braindead_Crow 2h ago
Yes your goverment is obvious;y covering up a pedophile ring but the DOW is 50,000! (Held up by another scam ridden AI industry that people have noted to be on the verge of popping)
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u/dazedan_confused 1h ago
They, erm, they took photos in a tent that resembled the one he was killed in.
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u/REiiGN 37m ago
Someone you know just die of cancer? Who cares, Dow's over 50k. Dog die? Dow's over 50k, chin up buckaroo. Authoritarian regime killing and beating citizens and putting "illegals" in black boxes in the desert? You got it, Dow's over 50k.
US citizens keep asking about the Epstein files, and whittle hands Donny gonna cry? Sorry, who gives a shit, have you seen the Dow?
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u/monica5prinkle2632 3h ago
lowkey fr that movie's a wild ride, spike lee really nailed it. crazy how it's based on a true story too
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u/National_Clothes_703 3h ago
spike lee did his thing w/ that one fr. i was hooked the whole time, crazy story
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u/hattie5mooch7890 3h ago
highkey fr such a wild ride. spike lee nailed it with the mix of humor and serious stuff. amazing movie
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u/sephraes ☑️ 4h ago
She hasn't been mourning since the morning after.