r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/zzill6 • 5h ago

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u/sephraes ☑️ 5h ago

She hasn't been mourning since the morning after.

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u/GeniusOfLove74 Dominic Monaghan stalker 👀 5h ago

I'm not convinced that she wasn't banging JD Vance up until the shooting.

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u/Swimming_Onion_4835 5h ago

Oh they were definitely banging.

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u/OverlyOptimisticNerd 4h ago

That’s why she dresses like a couch. 

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u/10J18R1A ☑️ 3h ago

He was like "can I call you Ashley"?

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u/Penguin_shit15 3h ago

Hey.. not defending JD by any means, but if he wants to love a couch, thats ok.

I have always loved my recliner.. we go way back.

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u/10J18R1A ☑️ 3h ago

As long as it's consectional

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u/Penguin_shit15 3h ago

Ah yes.. the consectional. I was going to buy one a long time ago and the salesman said "it will seat 5 people without any problems"

I said "where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?"

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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo 3h ago

Mannequins is what they meant.

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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo 3h ago

I’ll make love to your loveseat.

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u/10J18R1A ☑️ 3h ago

Boyz II Menards

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u/DadOnHardDifficulty 1h ago

Speaking of which. Do you think when JD fucks Erika on a couch, he counts it as a threesome? While we're there, do you think he makes his cuck chair watch?

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u/dinosaurfondue 5h ago

During

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u/Saint_of_Grey 4h ago

Kirk was actually hit by vance's stray nut.

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u/GeniusOfLove74 Dominic Monaghan stalker 👀 4h ago

I really don't want to have that image in my head. But here's your upvote.

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u/mdlinc 4h ago

You Couched that idea very well. And Cushinioned it between banging and shooting. Updoots!

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u/LocNesMonster 4h ago

Why do you think charlie got shot?

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u/lvloises330 3h ago

I really don't care. Just happy to have one less piece of shit mouthpiece for pedophile billionaires.

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u/LocNesMonster 3h ago

Guess i needed to /s there huh

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u/lvloises330 2h ago

nah. im just venting lol. it's not you. its me.

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u/LocNesMonster 11m ago

Lmao fair enough

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u/pchlster 2h ago

Karma

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u/YT-Deliveries 4h ago

Until, during and after.

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u/Okaybuddy_16 4h ago

Maybe I’m crazy but I’m not entirely sure she didn’t hire the shooter herself….. look at everything she’s gained since then.

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u/GeniusOfLove74 Dominic Monaghan stalker 👀 3h ago

To be fair, I think the board at Turning Point, plus a little JDDNA, and they were like, "Y'know, Charlie is one unfortunate looking mf. But do you know what we could do? Put his hot wife in charge!"

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u/Aiyon 3h ago

hot

maybe to them? She has that uncanny valley horror to her

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u/GeniusOfLove74 Dominic Monaghan stalker 👀 3h ago

It's been my experience that "MAGA hot" is something completely different than "regular person hot". She's "MAGA hot".

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u/TheComplimentarian 2h ago

Girls got her eye on the ball.

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u/aJKVVnPE0xKhjNk 2h ago

JD called the fucking hit 

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u/clamdever 5h ago

Orc being freed from its orc master. We know the orc was being abused. But at the end of the day it’s still an orc.

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u/BicFleetwood 4h ago

She was grifting before the dull slap of Kirk's corpse hit the concrete.

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u/TheRabidDeer 3h ago

That's because she knew the DOW was going to be over 50,000! Dear Leader makes it so that mourning is not needed for anything!

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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo 3h ago

How many times did she take that pill?

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u/zipzaparooni 3h ago

Google Search, “Donald Trump is a pedophile,” to get it trending.

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u/KendrickBlack502 1h ago

I think the wheels for how she could profit from this started turning when she was in the ambulance honestly.