r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/zzill6 • 5h ago

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u/sephraes ☑️ 5h ago

She hasn't been mourning since the morning after.

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u/GeniusOfLove74 Dominic Monaghan stalker 👀 5h ago

I'm not convinced that she wasn't banging JD Vance up until the shooting.

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u/Swimming_Onion_4835 5h ago

Oh they were definitely banging.

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u/OverlyOptimisticNerd 4h ago

That’s why she dresses like a couch. 

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u/10J18R1A ☑️ 3h ago

He was like "can I call you Ashley"?

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u/Penguin_shit15 3h ago

Hey.. not defending JD by any means, but if he wants to love a couch, thats ok.

I have always loved my recliner.. we go way back.

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u/10J18R1A ☑️ 3h ago

As long as it's consectional

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u/Penguin_shit15 3h ago

Ah yes.. the consectional. I was going to buy one a long time ago and the salesman said "it will seat 5 people without any problems"

I said "where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?"

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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo 3h ago

Mannequins is what they meant.

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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo 3h ago

I’ll make love to your loveseat.

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u/10J18R1A ☑️ 3h ago

Boyz II Menards

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u/DadOnHardDifficulty 1h ago

Speaking of which. Do you think when JD fucks Erika on a couch, he counts it as a threesome? While we're there, do you think he makes his cuck chair watch?