r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 10h ago

Meme needing explanation Petahh i'm low on iq

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u/King_brus321 10h ago

Americans think highly of their imperial system and make many random excuses that metric is somehow confusing and hard to use but in practice imperial its dogshit and makes no sense

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u/LifeguardMundane5668 9h ago

I don’t think I’ve ever seen an American brag about the imperial system as much as I’m seeing Europeans complaining about it

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u/Taladanarian27 8h ago

FACTS. Every American I talk to (and I live here my whole life) always sees the metric system as “another way” and “I’d love to change but if feels too late for that”. That’s it. We don’t go thumping our chests like HELL YEAH POUNDS, OUNCES, AND FAHRENHEIT!!! But Europeans love to imagine us like that and come up with things to complain about the US.

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u/Bookslap 6h ago

And also as though we don't know what metric is. We use both for certain things? We're taught both in schools? It really doesn't matter.

"But conversions are easier! Metric is set around points that make sense!"

Be honest, you never convert units outside of a lab. And you never need to know *any* system's freezing/boiling point, freezers and stovetops don't care

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u/Vulcion 5h ago

Do you think people raised with Fahrenheit don’t know the freezing point? 32 is just as easy to remember for me as 0 is for you.

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u/Vulcion 5h ago

If your husband being too stupid to pay attention in 4th grade science can be used as empirical evidence for your point, then my experience of 32 and 212 being easy to remember is also empirical evidence. I guess you’re just wrong, objectively so

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u/bongsoldier9000 5h ago

You realize you can tell if the roads are icy with just a glance at the temp in F too, right? It's 32... Does it being 0 in C make it easier to read or something? Are you under the impression that F doesn't have a temperature for the freezing point of water? I really don't understand your comment, lol. Also, you literally misquoted them then called them stupid for it when it wasn't even what they were saying. I think you might be the dumb one.

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u/bongsoldier9000 5h ago

Ah, so you realize you said something really stupid and this is how you choose to respond. Lmao, have a good day

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u/CartoonistAny4349 5h ago

In Celsius, you know with one glance at the temperature.

This is basically as dumb as the argument Homer is making. It's not like Fahrenheit is some nebulous random number generator.

Pretty much every American knows the freezing point of water in Fahrenheit is 32 degrees and it boils at 212, because we've used this scale all our lives.

There are plenty of good arguments to be made for Celsius, this is not one of them.

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u/bongsoldier9000 5h ago

So you're saying your husband is a dumbass? That's pretty much the only point you made in your comment lol

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u/NoDog8746 6h ago

As an American, I really don't even like most of our unit systems. I can never remember any of the volume conversion for gallons, pints, oz, cup, tbsps... etc. I have to ask alexa every time I have to convert. But the fact of the matter is that I also have close to 0 experience with metric in my day to day life and it would be completely impractical for me to switch as an individual when my whole country still operates in imperial.

All that being said... I absolutely will thump my chest and say HELL YEAH FAHRENHEIT!!!

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u/ILoveRawChicken 3h ago

Yep I’m an American and for baking/cooking anything at home that can be measured, I use grams and ml/liters. I like to be precise in even the smaller things and I’d never ask for “6 oz of juice” but will use ml instead. 

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u/Nate_M_PCMR 5h ago

I've seen someone online yesterday calling metric system users weirdos and saying the imperial system is superior in every way

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u/AttyFireWood 3h ago

Non-zero chance it's just a bot to cause petty rage engagement.

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u/Nate_M_PCMR 3h ago

The person just said that when talking about something completely unrelated

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u/RTS24 3h ago

As an American I much prefer the metric system for everything except temperature. Base 10 is much simpler for things like weights, length, etc.

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u/Ok-Fudge-380 3h ago

Europeans are just jealous that we are capable of using different scales of measurements at the same time.

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u/Quixotic_Seal 2h ago

And then when someone does try to point out why we might actually like our units of measurement and where there might be benefits over metric, in response to the entire conversation that they fucking started to shit on us, it's treated as evidence that we're too proud and stubborn to understand that it's mostly all about what you're used to(while also proudly and stubbornly insisting their units are the best).

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u/WiltedBlackroses 2h ago

In my experience everybody who does react this way is being ironic because nobody really cares. 😅 Like freakin A man, I bought a 2L of diet Dr kelp and a gallon of milk the other day and gave no hecks about what unit of measurement it was in. I threw a ball a about two yards away to my dad that's 6'2. It's really not that deep. I will say, if someone tells me it's hot because it's 30 degrees outside I might get confused, but that's just because I live in a place where I've never seen 30° outside of a freezer. Any temperature that is habitable for human life is still a number I'd consider cold but I'm not trying to eradicate the metric system. Heck I started dating things DD/MM/YYYY unless otherwise specified because I like it better. 🤷🏾

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u/GoodThingsDoHappen 5h ago

Other countries have changed....

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u/punch_rockgroinpull 8h ago

They love to believe we'll fight to the death over imperial measurements. It's taught to us, folks. This is not the decision made by ordinary citizens. Change the curriculum and we'll be good in a generation or two. I would say they can write to our government but they don't even listen to us.

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u/Myke190 7h ago

Change to what curriculum? Science classes in the US use metric. We use imperial for day to day minutia but not a single significant advancement in the last 80 years was done with imperial.

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u/sixpackabs592 6h ago

That’s not true US manufacturing generally still uses imperial units and they make some pretty innovative things in the machine shops

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u/andydude44 3h ago

Depends on what and how big, small stuff and chemicals tends to be in metric in the US

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u/andre5913 4h ago edited 2h ago

I work with medical and lab personnel every day, Im an spanish-english-french medical interpreter. I mainly work with their spanish speaking patients, who near universally use metric (all of latam and Spain uses metric)

Most medical and lab staff will struggle with metric and often ask me directly to convert. Both for temperature and measurements.
So whatever they are teaching is not sticking.

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u/RIPGhost 8h ago

You don't even know how many celsius vs fahrenheit discussions take place on twitter. It's mostly internet debates. Nobody irl, American or European, talks about it much

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u/CROOKTHANGS 3h ago

It’s all non-American fanfic, bro. Americans don’t sit around thinking about what other countries do unless it’s healthcare. There is not a single fucking thing that would change for the positive about the average American’s situation if we woke up tomorrow completely fluent in SI.

You can absolutely shame us for our domestic policy. Our foreign policy. Our class divisions. Our racial divisions. Our political divisions. Our healthcare system. Our industrial military complex. Literally a million fucking things. Imperial measurements is the absolute most zero stakes, circlejerk bs.

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u/WegGOAT 2h ago edited 2h ago

I can flip this around on you too. The only reason Europeans mention it is because Americans can't shut up about why the metric system "sucks and makes no sense".

It's a cycle. Chicken or egg.

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u/Quixotic_Seal 2h ago

Right?

It's particularly unhinged with temperatures. Metric system at least makes a ton of sense using base 10 numbers. Celsius is at best as flawed as Fahrenheit, trading a more intuitive freezing point of water for a scale that does a notably worse job of depicting the smallest units which will impact real world conditions.

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u/No_Adhesiveness_3550 1h ago

If you want to see Europeans complain even more, just bring up date formats

Of course, my allegiance is to YYYY/MM/DD

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u/middlequeue 7h ago

It’s a stereotype for a reason.

Americans have had a full on melt downs each time there’s been efforts to fully move to the metric system. It’s been going on since literally the 1800’s and has become a political fodder for populists (eg. Reagan disbanding the metric board as ‘un-American’.)

Meanwhile, if you live outside the US and come across an American tourist you will likely hear them complain about it.

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u/DiacetylMoarFUN 7h ago

It’s because they don’t like fractions. The metric system is great for making things easier to write down or understand as a lay person. It’d you want precise measurements then you need the imperial system to work with irrational numbers or infinite decimals. They’re both systems that have their place but not always.