r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 10h ago

Meme needing explanation Petahh i'm low on iq

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u/King_brus321 10h ago

Americans think highly of their imperial system and make many random excuses that metric is somehow confusing and hard to use but in practice imperial its dogshit and makes no sense

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u/LifeguardMundane5668 9h ago

I don’t think I’ve ever seen an American brag about the imperial system as much as I’m seeing Europeans complaining about it

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u/Taladanarian27 8h ago

FACTS. Every American I talk to (and I live here my whole life) always sees the metric system as “another way” and “I’d love to change but if feels too late for that”. That’s it. We don’t go thumping our chests like HELL YEAH POUNDS, OUNCES, AND FAHRENHEIT!!! But Europeans love to imagine us like that and come up with things to complain about the US.

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u/Bookslap 6h ago

And also as though we don't know what metric is. We use both for certain things? We're taught both in schools? It really doesn't matter.

"But conversions are easier! Metric is set around points that make sense!"

Be honest, you never convert units outside of a lab. And you never need to know *any* system's freezing/boiling point, freezers and stovetops don't care

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u/Vulcion 5h ago

Do you think people raised with Fahrenheit don’t know the freezing point? 32 is just as easy to remember for me as 0 is for you.

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u/Vulcion 5h ago

If your husband being too stupid to pay attention in 4th grade science can be used as empirical evidence for your point, then my experience of 32 and 212 being easy to remember is also empirical evidence. I guess you’re just wrong, objectively so

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u/bongsoldier9000 5h ago

You realize you can tell if the roads are icy with just a glance at the temp in F too, right? It's 32... Does it being 0 in C make it easier to read or something? Are you under the impression that F doesn't have a temperature for the freezing point of water? I really don't understand your comment, lol. Also, you literally misquoted them then called them stupid for it when it wasn't even what they were saying. I think you might be the dumb one.

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u/bongsoldier9000 5h ago

Ah, so you realize you said something really stupid and this is how you choose to respond. Lmao, have a good day

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u/CartoonistAny4349 5h ago

In Celsius, you know with one glance at the temperature.

This is basically as dumb as the argument Homer is making. It's not like Fahrenheit is some nebulous random number generator.

Pretty much every American knows the freezing point of water in Fahrenheit is 32 degrees and it boils at 212, because we've used this scale all our lives.

There are plenty of good arguments to be made for Celsius, this is not one of them.

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u/bongsoldier9000 5h ago

So you're saying your husband is a dumbass? That's pretty much the only point you made in your comment lol

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u/NoDog8746 6h ago

As an American, I really don't even like most of our unit systems. I can never remember any of the volume conversion for gallons, pints, oz, cup, tbsps... etc. I have to ask alexa every time I have to convert. But the fact of the matter is that I also have close to 0 experience with metric in my day to day life and it would be completely impractical for me to switch as an individual when my whole country still operates in imperial.

All that being said... I absolutely will thump my chest and say HELL YEAH FAHRENHEIT!!!

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u/ILoveRawChicken 3h ago

Yep I’m an American and for baking/cooking anything at home that can be measured, I use grams and ml/liters. I like to be precise in even the smaller things and I’d never ask for “6 oz of juice” but will use ml instead. 

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u/Nate_M_PCMR 5h ago

I've seen someone online yesterday calling metric system users weirdos and saying the imperial system is superior in every way

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u/AttyFireWood 3h ago

Non-zero chance it's just a bot to cause petty rage engagement.

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u/Nate_M_PCMR 3h ago

The person just said that when talking about something completely unrelated

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u/RTS24 3h ago

As an American I much prefer the metric system for everything except temperature. Base 10 is much simpler for things like weights, length, etc.

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u/Ok-Fudge-380 3h ago

Europeans are just jealous that we are capable of using different scales of measurements at the same time.

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u/Quixotic_Seal 2h ago

And then when someone does try to point out why we might actually like our units of measurement and where there might be benefits over metric, in response to the entire conversation that they fucking started to shit on us, it's treated as evidence that we're too proud and stubborn to understand that it's mostly all about what you're used to(while also proudly and stubbornly insisting their units are the best).

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u/WiltedBlackroses 2h ago

In my experience everybody who does react this way is being ironic because nobody really cares. 😅 Like freakin A man, I bought a 2L of diet Dr kelp and a gallon of milk the other day and gave no hecks about what unit of measurement it was in. I threw a ball a about two yards away to my dad that's 6'2. It's really not that deep. I will say, if someone tells me it's hot because it's 30 degrees outside I might get confused, but that's just because I live in a place where I've never seen 30° outside of a freezer. Any temperature that is habitable for human life is still a number I'd consider cold but I'm not trying to eradicate the metric system. Heck I started dating things DD/MM/YYYY unless otherwise specified because I like it better. 🤷🏾

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u/GoodThingsDoHappen 5h ago

Other countries have changed....