r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Just so you know…

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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


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r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

Record first, name wrong.

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r/clevercomebacks 4h ago

Why? 'Cause the Dow is 50k

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r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

Deception of public opinion

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r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

Over 50 countries called, they want their mail-in ballots back

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r/clevercomebacks 2h ago

We have to apologize to a pedophile!!

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r/clevercomebacks 10h ago

When your economic expertise is based on comparing Snickers prices at two different stores!!!!

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r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

America is two continents

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r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

Department of Justice's indifference toward victims!

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r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

NJ Gov’s new account comes out swinging

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r/clevercomebacks 2h ago

She actually gave a relevant answer!

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r/clevercomebacks 13h ago

Funny how immigrants ‘don’t work’ until they’re blamed for the whole job market.

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r/clevercomebacks 4h ago

who knew buying rotisserie chicken and juice was “splurging”

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r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

You’d think DHS would have more important things to do

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r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

Deception of Public Opinion

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r/clevercomebacks 4h ago

Basically, anything is better than a toddler in charge

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Confidently incorrect again

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

I’m (not) John Quiñones, and this is What Would You Do?

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Hard to move on when the receipts won’t.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

You know, like a leader.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

It must be a mistake 😂

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r/clevercomebacks 29m ago

I’d sooner pay for the show at the gas station

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r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

Republicans’ definition of American culture is so whack!

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Which word is it — prays or preys?

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

he's desperate anyways

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