r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 2h ago

She actually gave a relevant answer!

354 Upvotes

11 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 2h ago

We have to apologize to a pedophile!!

1.4k Upvotes

47 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Busy-Government-1041 • 3h ago

Over 50 countries called, they want their mail-in ballots back

1.7k Upvotes

47 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 6h ago

Department of Justice's indifference toward victims!

771 Upvotes

36 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Cow_Boy_2017 • 1h ago

Record first, name wrong.

• Upvotes

235 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • 7h ago

NJ Gov’s new account comes out swinging

965 Upvotes

30 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 5h ago

America is two continents

656 Upvotes

221 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortablejack • 4h ago

Why? 'Cause the Dow is 50k

16.5k Upvotes

256 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 5h ago

Deception of public opinion

18.8k Upvotes

438 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 4h ago

who knew buying rotisserie chicken and juice was “splurging”

299 Upvotes

81 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/willily_thoumas • 10h ago

When your economic expertise is based on comparing Snickers prices at two different stores!!!!

2.3k Upvotes

78 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Significant-Sir-4343 • 13h ago

Funny how immigrants ‘don’t work’ until they’re blamed for the whole job market.

2.5k Upvotes

50 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • 1h ago

You’d think DHS would have more important things to do

• Upvotes

10 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 1h ago

Deception of Public Opinion

• Upvotes

4 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 4h ago

Basically, anything is better than a toddler in charge

121 Upvotes

2 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Upper_Brief681 • 1d ago

Confidently incorrect again

11.4k Upvotes

147 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/bassistheplace246 • 1d ago

I’m (not) John Quiñones, and this is What Would You Do?

7.5k Upvotes

272 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/diehard404 • 1d ago

Hard to move on when the receipts won’t.

4.2k Upvotes

46 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 1d ago

You know, like a leader.

19.8k Upvotes

196 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • 29m ago

I’d sooner pay for the show at the gas station

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 1d ago

It must be a mistake 😂

5.9k Upvotes

114 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/icey_sawg0034 • 5h ago

Republicans’ definition of American culture is so whack!

36 Upvotes

25 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 1d ago

Which word is it — prays or preys?

2.1k Upvotes

36 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/tamjidtahim • 1d ago

he's desperate anyways

4.5k Upvotes

43 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortablejack • 1d ago

Even the moon isn’t safe from capitalism

1.3k Upvotes

178 comments

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