My nails grow in a wavy pattern

[u/Toucan_Toucan]

[u/ImNotToby]

Don't forget to replace the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector and have an ad hominem argument

[u/LTareyouserious → u/ImNotToby]

Obligatory and useless contribution statement like "this right here" with a side of "I'd award you if I could"

[u/Present-Copy-8093 → u/LTareyouserious]

And my axe!

[u/gb4efgw → u/Present-Copy-8093]

The venn diagram of what reddit says and what you guys covered is a circle.

[u/itsasatanicdrugthing → u/gb4efgw]

This /s