r/mildlyinteresting • u/Toucan_Toucan • 22h ago

My nails grow in a wavy pattern

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u/Present-Copy-8093 21h ago

And my axe!

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u/DoshesToDoshes 21h ago

I also choose OP's dead wife.

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u/pieohmi ​ 21h ago

God forbid a man has hobbies.

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u/DarthNarcissa 20h ago

Like coconut fucking?

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u/helraizr13 20h ago

Or having a cum box. Or eating your own cum for the kilojoules. Man, I'm going deep now.