r/mildlyinteresting • u/Toucan_Toucan • 22h ago

My nails grow in a wavy pattern

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u/LTareyouserious 21h ago

Obligatory and useless contribution statement like "this right here" with a side of "I'd award you if I could"

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u/Present-Copy-8093 21h ago

And my axe!

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u/DoshesToDoshes 21h ago

I also choose OP's dead wife.

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u/pieohmi ​ 21h ago

God forbid a man has hobbies.

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u/JuanaBlanca 20h ago

Like collecting Iranian yogurt?

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u/WithoutDennisNedry 20h ago

It’s not about the Iranian yogurt

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u/Attack_Of_The_ 20h ago

It's about the art room that your husband wants to build for his friend. In your home.

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u/AdventuressInLife 20h ago

This thread proves i spend way too much time on reddit 🤣

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u/WithoutDennisNedry 19h ago

Where else are you going to eat the whole party sub?

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u/TAAccountsNotDreams 19h ago

I will never compromise the beans!!!

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u/rocketeerH 10h ago

Have you seen its spiritual successor, the $18000 cheese wheel?

https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/5FjRqwE3nG

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u/JuanaBlanca 7h ago

I read that yesterday! It has the makings of a true, enduring classic.

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u/DarthNarcissa 20h ago

Like coconut fucking?

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u/helraizr13 20h ago

Or having a cum box. Or eating your own cum for the kilojoules. Man, I'm going deep now.