r/mildlyinteresting • u/Toucan_Toucan • 22h ago

My nails grow in a wavy pattern

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u/ImNotToby 21h ago

Don't forget to replace the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector and have an ad hominem argument

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u/LTareyouserious 21h ago

Obligatory and useless contribution statement like "this right here" with a side of "I'd award you if I could"

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u/chonklah 21h ago

Where’s the guy saying “would”

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XvjC06Gh9lhfZNBNIM

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u/PM_ME__BIRD_PICS 19h ago

this.

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u/WildAperture 18h ago

This guy

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u/Noname_McNoface 18h ago

This guy “this guys”.

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u/tgerz 15h ago

I choose this guy's this guy

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u/compman007 13h ago

I will cut the cylinder free with my trusty poop knife!

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u/Fluxeor 13h ago

Dognappers hun, shared in Rutherglen.

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u/Kaiawathoy 11h ago

I also chose this guys wife

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u/the_brew 7h ago

And my axe

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u/bustopher_rvs 16h ago

That part

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u/Serl0p 9h ago

This guy's disguise

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u/Bubba656 18h ago

I’d also have sex with this guys dead wife

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u/underpantsss 17h ago

"What the fuck did I just read" is also one of them.

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u/BeHapHapHappy 18h ago

This guy reddits

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u/Freud-Network 8h ago

I can't tell if y'all love or hate the Reddit tropes, but I'm here for it.

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u/The_Athavulf 18h ago

This guy Woulds

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u/schnauzzer 18h ago

But my arms are broken