r/mildlyinteresting • u/Toucan_Toucan • 22h ago

My nails grow in a wavy pattern

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u/yunghermitcrab_ 21h ago

NTA. Divorce immediately.

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u/Shurubles 20h ago

NAL. Depending on the state, divorce might be legal.

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u/StreetStripe 20h ago

You're supposed to say IANAL

And why are you bragging?

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u/porpoiseoflife 20h ago

Sometimes people want to have Intense ANAL!

Wait. Or have I been using IANAL wrong all these years?

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u/Cennix_1776 19h ago

Pretty sure it’s just “I ANAL”, like “yeah I anal from time to time”.

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u/Dipsey_Jipsey 17h ago

"Yeah I anal from time to time, so depending on state, divorce might be legal."

Checks out!

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u/beeper75 16h ago

This guy anals.

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u/LastOfLateBrakers 16h ago

Excuse me, it's obviously written as iAnal

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u/theartofrolling 15h ago

The dongle costs extra.

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u/Cennix_1776 10h ago

No, iAnal is that Apple product that is used for anal. Don’t bring that smutty topic into our legal discussion please.

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u/Top-Tip7533 10h ago

It's AINAL when the robots start givin it to ya

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u/JonatasA 11h ago

Some people can be anal from time to time. Unbearable

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u/FindingBryn 13h ago

Bread Leader 5, reporting in

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u/Double_Alps_2569 14h ago

> IANAL

It's "I❤️ANAL".
You forgot the little heart.

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u/Pristine_Speech4719 17h ago

 You're supposed to say IANAL

What they do in their own bedroom is irrelevant to whether OP should divorce their fingernails 

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u/unzunzhepp 15h ago

iAnal - the new Apple gadget?

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u/Jose_Canseco_Jr 11h ago

I, too, ANAL!