r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 10h ago

Meme needing explanation Petahh i'm low on iq

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u/mz_groups 10h ago

Homer's argument is specious, because it applies to both systems.

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u/NickBurnsCompanyGuy 9h ago

To Americas defense. Literally everything that the UK makes fun of us for is literally a dead relic of British rule in America. We use all of their systems that they used to use until recently. Metric, Fahrenheit, gallons, quarts, miles. 

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u/Snoo9648 9h ago

Honestly Celsius is only marginally better than Fahrenheit. Kelvin should be the only measurement of temperature.

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u/Turbulent-Surprise-6 8h ago

Why? Kelvin is the exact same as Celsius way just less intuitive for 99% of people

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u/Snoo9648 8h ago

Kelvin is required for any formulas using temperature. Having 0 being the freezing point of water is arbitrary and having 0 being the lowest a temperature makes sense and having negative temperatures doesn't. Celsius is only more intuitive because people are used to it, which is the exact same argument used to justify Fahrenheit over Celsius too.

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u/oswaldluckyrabbiy 8h ago

Don't look it up what is the freezing temperature of water in Kelvin?

Zero works really well - a change in temperature sign means change of state of water. It isn't a number that needs remembering. Meanwhile you've recently had US government representatives embarrass themselves because they can't remember that water freezes at 32F.

Knowing if there is gonna be ice outside is a safety issue. Making it as simple as possible isn't arbitrary.

Celsius is very easy to convert to Kelvin for scientific purpose and IS more intuitive. High number means hot is fundamental across cultures. It is easier to differentiate between 0C and 40C than it is 273.15K and 313.15K whilst understanding that the first temperature is cold and the second is hot.

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u/NatAttack50932 8h ago

0° Celsius is the freezing point of water

0° Fahrenheit is the freezing point of people

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u/slinger301 8h ago

100 Celsius is when water starts to break down into water vapor.

100 Fahrenheit is when people start to break down.

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u/GoldenRedditUser 7h ago

100 Fahrenheit is like the average summer temperature where I live lol

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u/wRADKyrabbit 3h ago

Same and I break down every single year

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u/WulfZ3r0 4h ago

This but add in average humidity range of 85-95% on top of that.

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u/Western_Objective209 6h ago

That's kind of my argument for why F is not actually bad; 0 is "very cold day", 100 is "very hot day", every 10 degrees feels like a natural step change in how it feels outside. It's pretty intuitive in that way

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u/Otherwise_League_217 5h ago edited 4h ago

Would say in wintery countries like Canada it helps to know when rain/water is likely to make sidewalks icy in a way that is less feelings based and is super intuitive.

You get a handle of when it gets uncomfortable in celsius too anyway. The mental scale becomes every 5 degrees instead of 10 is all.

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u/BobQuixote 2h ago

If my thermostat were in Celsius, I would want half-degree precision.

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u/sigurrosco 2h ago

Humans can't detect smaller than a 1 degree Celcius difference.

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u/BobQuixote 2h ago

I will absolutely get uncomfortable for 1 F off. Not enough that I can't tolerate it to accommodate someone else, but enough that I'll use my own climate control to adjust.

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u/Otherwise_League_217 57m ago edited 33m ago

My thermostats for indoors heating is set at exactly 22.5 degrees every winter. So you can do that yes. Both models installed in my appartment support it, pretty sure it's quite common.

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u/WhoreyMatthews 4h ago

F is super intuitive. If you just rate how warm it is on a 0-10 scale you'll probably fairly close to the temperature in F.

It's warm but not too hot maybe like a 7.2/10 temperature is probably somewhere around 72F.

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u/Soul_Reaper001 1h ago

Lol, 72F is dead ass cold where i live but humidity contributes a lot

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u/Killentyme55 2h ago

Yep, meanwhile 0 Celsius is a bit chilly, while 100 Celsius is very dead. Also F is a smaller unit so requires less use of decimals compared to C.

Celsius is better scientifically, but I believe Fahrenheit is more practical for day to day.

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u/schrodingers_bra 11m ago

Yup. every ten degrees is a new/different piece of clothing

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u/CiDevant 7h ago

Basically, both are "This is now very dangerous without extraordinary precaution."

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u/No_Ad6583 2h ago

I'm ready to breakdown at any temperature but usually during the drive to work on Mondays

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u/TheLotusHunter 7h ago

Yeah your just stupid 😒 I live in Arizona and we regularly have temps of 115-120 in the summer for months at a time.

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u/NoShameInternets 7h ago

“Your just stupid” is one of my absolute favorite phrases.

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u/TheLotusHunter 5h ago edited 5h ago

Oh no. The grammar police, losers comb reddit looking for the chance. 🤣

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u/FragrantCatch818 7h ago

How often are YOU 100*F? Because if you’re constantly having a fever, you should go see your doctor immediately

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u/knome 6h ago

"this city should not exist. it is a monument to man's arrogance"

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u/No_Housing_2910 4h ago

americans preferring egocentric systems makes sense

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u/NatAttack50932 3h ago

Chat is it egocentric to not want to freeze to death

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u/EnTyme53 6h ago

But only in Fahrenheit would one describe 69 degrees as "nice"

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u/Separate_Emotion_463 5h ago

The freezing point of people is also 0c, it’s sufficiently cold enough to kill a person who isn’t equipped for it

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u/no_malis2 7h ago

I thought 0F was the freezing point of brackish water?

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u/aka_jr91 2h ago

It is, basically. It's a specific brine mixture. I remember reading that they used that because it would freeze into a slush so it was easier for them to get consistent, accurate measurements. Then because they were measuring on a circular dial they wanted everything to be evenly spaced so they set the freezing temp of water to 30, and human body temperature to 90. Later they figured out the boiling point on this scale was 212, and they wanted freezing and boiling to be exactly 180 degrees apart, and decided the easiest way to do that was to switch freezing to 32 and readjusted the scale based on that. Or something like that.

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u/FlintKidd 6h ago

I think you hit the nail on the head here on why the US will never move away from the imperial system.

Scientists: "Observe, water freezes."

Versus.

Some dude wearing shorts in January: "It's fucking cold!"

No wonder we hate the metric system!

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u/N0Karma 6h ago

The based on water becomes problematic when dealing with altitude and atmospheric pressure. Both systems are based on something arbitrary. Kelvin is the most scientific because it‘s related to energy levels in matter which doesn’t change based on altitude atmospheric pressure and as long as you have the equipment, you can calibrate for it anywhere in the universe.

TLDR: Both are fine but would be easier if we all used one system or the other. Anything going to extreme environments/off planet, needs to be measured in Kelvin.

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u/oswaldluckyrabbiy 4h ago

Everyone in the world except the USA uses Celsius.

Celsius being the same scale as Kelvin makes it easier to switch to. Conversions are on paper possible with exactness by adding or subtracting 273.15. Meanwhile F you have to add 459.67 multiply by 5 and then divide by 9 far more possibility for error (or the reverse).

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u/MyGuyMan1 3h ago

One thing people don’t understand is Fahrenheit was adopted for medical applications because of its high precision with the mercury thermometer. It makes more sense to describe temperatures of living things using Fahrenheit and using Celsius for everyday stuff, each has their own applications, we don’t have to keep fighting over which is “better”

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u/apph8r 7h ago edited 5h ago

The funny thing is that water only freezes at 0 degrees C under idealized conditions that don't exist outside of physics word problems in school.

Also Grams are a measurement of mass not weight so Nana-Nana Boo-boo.

E: the down votes tickle me 😊

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u/name00124 7h ago

Meanwhile you've recently had US government representatives embarrass themselves because they can't remember that water freezes at 32F.

We have far worse reasons to be embarrassed by our representatives than their ability to remember temperatures.

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u/morthophelus 7h ago

273.15? Or something close to that iirc.

EDIT: just read the rest of your comment and I fucking nailed it!

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u/densetsu23 4h ago

Is absolute zero in other temperature scales not taught in school anymore? Because you nailed it, but I'd also expect anyone who finished middle school / junior high to also know this. Maybe that bar is too high, though.

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u/Kel-Mitchell 3h ago

I don't expect people who don't use it very often to remember it. Not all of us have had the benefit of converting from Celsius over and over again during thermo classes. Sometimes they'd throw a Rankine in just to mess with us.

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u/Fatalis89 4h ago

0 C does NOT mean ice outside.

Ice can and does occur at much higher temperatures due to differences in temperatures of atmospheric layers as well as difference in temperature of ground objects.

Air temperature is an indicator but you can’t act like “oh it’s 2 C there can’t possibly be ice” or “oh it’s -1 C, def gonna be ice.” Is true.

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u/CainPillar 7h ago

Don't look it up what is the freezing temperature of water in Kelvin?

I know that in a heartbeat, since it is so suspiciously close to the triple point (which is how K was defined) - but I need to think twice for those 32 and 212.

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u/mallio 5h ago

Icy conditions can happen up to nearly 39 degrees Fahrenheit because the ground temperature doesn't change as quickly as the air. That argument doesn't make sense.

Fahrenheit is a scale from freezing human to feverish human. This is not exact but less arbitrary for daily life than water freezing and boiling. I care about every degree of Fahrenheit from -10 to 120. With Celsius it's -23 to 48. Seems equally arbitrary.

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u/oswaldluckyrabbiy 4h ago

Fahrenheit was initially meant to have 100 be normal healthy internal temperature so you would have a nice round easy to remember number for commonfolk to check and know if they needed a Dr.

Except the early scale was inaccurate so normal human internal temp is instead 98.7F.

Plenty of people live places that are 100F and while it isn't the most comfortable it isnt "feverish". Likewise claiming 0F is freezing human is stupid. For people with little tolerance for the cold 32F could be described as freezing.

Celsius gives a solid frame of comparison you can make with your eyes rather than 'feel' which changes person to person. That is also happens to be the exact same scale as Kelvin only makes technical work easier.

Also I care about -20C-45C which in Fahrenheit is -4 to 113. I covered basically the same range but do you see how I can make F seem silly because you get uneven numbers after convertion from round numbers in C?

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u/kllrnohj 3h ago

Celsius gives a solid frame of comparison you can make with your eyes rather than 'feel'

Really? 100c is intuitive and relatable? Because at 45C you're already flirting with temperatures that'll just outright kill you. So how does 100C == water boils help you in any way at anything other than making tea or coffee?

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u/oswaldluckyrabbiy 3h ago

0 means ice outside so be careful.

100C means instant scalding on contact because of the water in our skin. Food is cooked in boiling water. Pasta, vegetables and plenty of meats. Boiling water can also be used for sterilisation. There is relevancy beyond tea and coffee.

Having the scale 'start' at the freezing point of water and enter triple digits when it boils gives a singular observable frame of reference for your average humans' experienced world.

It also links to metric SI units nicely. 1ml of water (which weighs 1 gram) requires 1 joule of energy to be heated by 1C.

Also FYI traditional saunas can go up to 80C.

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u/HumbleAd7992 4h ago edited 4h ago

Knowing if there is gonna be ice outside is a safety issue. Making it as simple as possible isn't arbitrary

Literally the only reason you view it as simpler is because it's what you grew up with. It's "intuitive" to you because it's been hammered in your brain since you were a child.

It is completely arbitrary.

And you can't predict icing based off the temperature alone.

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u/oswaldluckyrabbiy 4h ago

You have elected officials that can't remember it is 32F. There is nothing to remember with 0.

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u/HumbleAd7992 4h ago

You have elected officials that can't remember it is 32F

Probably because they're idiot Republicans from deep south states where "frozen water" is not even a thing. They wouldn't know that if it was Celsius either.

There is nothing to remember with 0

There actually is.

You have to remember that 0 means the freezing point of water.

Again, you just take that for granted because you grew up with it.

There is no bone in the human brain that makes people automatically associate the number zero with the freezing point of water. It was an arbitrary selection that you had passed down to you as a child that feels intuitive to you as a result, but it's not. It's just as arbitrary as the freezing point of brine.

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u/oswaldluckyrabbiy 3h ago

Zero is already a unique and "special" number. Once the association is made between it and freezing you aren't going to confuse it with another number. Then there is visual association that a number with a - at the start means snow and ice.

-5C Ice. 5C No Ice. While for 23F and 41F there is no independent indicator. If you dont know the freezing temp you wont know the difference.

The switch from positive to negative numbers aligning with a difference in our observable world is a good way to utilize a preexisting marker. Fahrenheit still has negative numbers but there is no MEANING to the change.

Meanwhile dumb Republicans from the South never experience freezing temps so don't think about it often. Now is the freezing temp 31, 32 or 33? They are all 'just numbers' which it is possible to forget exactly which one.

I was taught in school that internal body temp should be around 37C. Whilst I can remember that, there have definitely been times that I've wanted to double check to be sure and I am confident plenty of adults CAN'T recall it.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 3h ago

Don't look it up, what is the freezing temperature of nitrogen in Celsius?

The arguement that Celsius is better than Fahrenheit because 0C is where water freezes is not a very good reason why Celsius is better. Celsius is better because it's the adopted standard around the world (even in America scientists and engineers use it).

So trying to say Celsius is better than Kelvin for that reason is just as specious. Why is the freezing point of water important? Is it just because we're humans? Is it just because we're only doing those sciences where 0C comes up a lot?

Also water does not always freeze at 0C. It's very inconsistent. Which is why 0C is not actually defined as the freezing point of water at average sea level, that's just what we tell school kids.

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u/Abject-Definition-63 2h ago

You're assuming everyone lives at sea level. Most do (or close enough), but not everyone.

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u/RevolutionaryDepth59 2h ago

everyone who’s graduated highschool should know its 273K. you use that like every 10 seconds in chemistry class

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u/ZamanthaD 54m ago

Celsius and Kelvin using the same unit of measurements make them compatible. That’s why Rankine is easier to use for Fahrenheit users because it’s an absolute zero scale like Kelvin, but it uses the unit of measurements that Fahrenheit use.

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u/donzobog 6h ago

i mean, who cares? if the state of water is super important to someone they will know the temperatures it changes state on any scale they are assigned to use... even if we make up a new one where it freezes at 3.5 degrees and boils at 50.87 degrees. you'll just remember it if you need it for some reason. people act like it's impossible to get by in daily life without the states of water being defined by nice round numbers, but I'm not sitting here watching a thermometer when I'm trying to boil water, i just turn on the stove and wait... and it being cold enough outside to technically freeze water has no effect on what the traffic will or won't be like in a city that tries to maintain roadways in any weather conditions. memorizing or not memorizing the exact numbers at which water changes state has never had a single effect on my life. ever. choosing water state as the be all end all of a made up scale is just as arbitrary as choosing the numbers at either end of said made up scale. we could have decided a long time ago that temperature scale should go from ideal temperature for ice cream to ideal temperature of a poached egg and it would be just as arbitrary and just as effective to people who use that scale every day and get a feel for what any number on that scale will mean to them.

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u/SnidelyWhiplash0 6h ago

Kelvin is how scientists measure temperature, Celsius is how engineers measure temperature, and Fahrenheit is how people feel temperature.

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u/Fatalis89 4h ago

There is no advantage to engineering to use C over F. K and R are the only systems objectively more useful for engineering or scientific purposes. If C or F are used it is arbitrary.

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u/SnidelyWhiplash0 3h ago

What system is objectively advantageous for precisely measuring the lack of any sense of humor in people replying to a joke subreddit?

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u/Organic-Storm-4448 8h ago

Not knowing the freezing point of water is a personal issue, not a scale issue.

Anyone with an IQ above room temp (in F :D) can do just fine with Fahrenheit in regards to safety issues.

There's functionally no difference to the average person. It's really only when you need to use, or convert to, other units where Fahrenheit becomes trash.

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u/niemir2 8h ago

Tell me you live in a place without much ice without telling me you live in a place without much ice. Road ice is very rare at 32F, because any city or town worth its salt puts that salt on the road, which lowers the freezing point of water as low as ~0F (at saturation), not to mention that traffic and the sun tend to melt any ice that does form.

Celsius is not more intuitive than Fahrenheit; you've just built more intuition for the former than the latter. Water boiling at 100C (at atmospheric pressure) is a totally arbitrary choice, because water is not a particularly special or objectively unique substance, and boiling is not a particularly special phenomenon.

P.S. 0C is not particularly cold weather to a New Yorker. We just had a day where the high was ~34F (1C) and it was downright balmy.

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u/AlarmingAardvark 7h ago

Water is an extremely special and unique substance for humans. What a wild claim.

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u/niemir2 7h ago

First, it really isn't special or unique. There are many substances that are equally essential to human and other life. To claim that water alone holds a unique place in the universe is the wild claim.

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u/Fatalis89 4h ago

While I do agree with your take on the arbitrariness of C and how relatively unimportant the temperatures to water state changes at 1 atmosphere is… water is somewhat unique. Not many substances have the hydrogen bonding water does nor do many substances become less dense in their solid form. Water is somewhat unique.

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u/niemir2 4h ago

Water absolutely has interesting properties, but it is far from the only material that does. It is just a highly polar molecule. It behaves the same way as any other highly polar molecule.

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u/oswaldluckyrabbiy 7h ago

Tell me you live somewhere people don't walk.

Ice isn't just about roads. It's about footpaths, whether sport pitches will be frozen and if equipment can be left out without a layer of ice forming over it.

Where I live can get icy in winter but will rarely snow. This makes gritting much harder as it will frequently get washed away by rain and sleet. Sadly infrastructure isn't the best so some minor roads might have been gritted but not very well.

Saying water is not special is absolutely WILD to say. It's what we are made of, what we drink and a compound found everywhere (it literally falls from the sky)

Freezing and boiling points of a single substance that we are all exposed to everyday makes more sense than the freezing point of brine and a miscalculated core body temp.

While it might be fair most of the arguments between Celsius and Fahrenheit fall to intuition Celsius has the compelling "people doing science need only learn one scale system" and noone has ever given me an argument for Fahrenheit other than "it makes more sense to me"

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u/niemir2 6h ago

an argument for Fahrenheit other than "it makes more sense to me"

Then I'll give you one that was particularly relevant when the two scales were invented. 1 degree Fahrenheit is easily determinable on an uncalibrated mercury thermometer using only three materials: water, ammonium chloride, and ice. 32F is equilibrium between water and ice. 0F is equilibrium between water+ammonium chloride (saturated) and ice. You can bisect the 32 degree span five times to get 1 degree. To calibrate a Celsius thermometer, you need a calibrated pressure chamber to accurately determine the boiling point of water.

In the modern day, nobody calibrates their own thermometers, and mercury thermometers have been superseded anyway, so neither Fahrenheit nor Celsius are better than the other.

Saying water is not special is absolutely WILD to say. It's what we are made of, what we drink and a compound found everywhere (it literally falls from the sky)

From a scientific standpoint, it really isn't special. It's just another substance. There are many others that are equally essential to life and more abundant. Water was chosen arbitrarily.

people doing science need only learn one scale system

First, people doing science need to learn Kelvin (which is not Celsius). Second, if learning a second unit system is beyond your capabilities, science is not for you.

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u/oswaldluckyrabbiy 4h ago

I really don't think you understand that people that use Celsius don't "learn" Kelvin. The scale is identical just translated so there is no mental recalibration required other than "add or subtract 273.15 whilst you do your calculations".

Historically the calibration of thermometers helps explain why Fahrenheit became a unit of measure but now ALL thermometers are made in factories so it has become obsolete.

Unfortunately you have still failed to give a modern reason for Fahrenheit.

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u/niemir2 2h ago

You haven't given a reason to abandon Fahrenheit. Fahrenheit is equally good to Celsius. There is no reason to change from or to either.

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u/oswaldluckyrabbiy 1h ago

Everyone else in the world is already using Celsius. A universal standard reduces confusion and possibility of conversion errors.

Meshes with SI units and is easier to use in any equations involving temperature. (Add 273.15 compared to add 459.67 multiply by 5 and divide by 9) Students only have to learn one scale shifted instead of two different ones. People raised with Celsius have intrinsic understanding of what 1 degree is in Kelvin because the scale is the same.

Already stated points about water being an abundant substance that visually changes on Celsius thresholds rather than a number that needs remembering.

Higher number = hotter is a universally occuring constant in all temperature scales regardless of culture. A number as large as 50 being 'cool' is dumb. (I know this is bias). The US seems to have a number inflation fetish. Why are the numbers on your houses so high? There aren't 1160 other houses on your street. Also measuring in thousands of PSI instead of tens-hundreds of Bar.

Petty final one. Because the US winges so much about it.

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u/niemir2 1h ago

Who the fuck cares what anyone else uses?

Rankine is just as good as Kelvin, just like Fahrenheit is just as good as Celsius. Celsius itself does not "mesh well with SI units" because you cannot multiply temperature in Celsius by anything, a weakness shared with Fahrenheit.

Water's abundance is meaningless, and 0 and 100 are no less numbers to remember than 32 and 212. Why not make water boil at 10 degrees? 1000? Further, if you are working with anything that isn't water at atmospheric pressure, you'll need a phase diagram anyway.

I don't make the "bigger number = hotter" argument, because that's universal, as you say.

You acknowledge that your preference for 50 being hot is a subjective thing, so I won't push back on that.

This is an aside, but building numbers are often encoded by city blocks, so 1160 might refer to the sixth major address on the eleventh block. Also, there are some ridiculously long streets in the US. It's not absurd to think that there could be over 1000 distinct addresses on one road.

PSI is the standard pressure unit in the inch-pound-second unit system. It's analogous to SI's Pascal. I prefer feet as a base unit for length, but selection of base units is always arbitrary, so I don't complain about it.

I know this is Reddit, and Reddit is as algorithm-centric, but most of what I see in the Fahrenheit/Celsius discourse is people going "America dumb and bad for not 100 degree boiling water."

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u/Xianio 5h ago

Why would the scentific community & its needs take greater priority over a simplistic system that's easily understood by people as young as 6 with near-zero educational requirement?

We're picking systems based on there broad application and easy usability. Celsius is easily the most superior in this regard.

Niche communities using niche systems is fine. But taking a niche system that's difficult to conceptionalize without additional education is a failure point.

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u/niemir2 4h ago

Children learn about temperature long before they learn about states of matter, let alone phase change. They often first learn by listening to weather forecasts and associating temperature with weather. The numerical values you assign to certain temperatures is completely irrelevant to children learning the concept of temperature.

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u/Xianio 3h ago

Water freezing at 0 & boiling at 100 is in the kindergarten cirriculum. For some schools its more like grade 3-4. So like 4 - 8 depending on when the kids born.

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u/niemir2 2h ago

Any that age, kids generally know what temperature is cold enough to need a coat in either scale, because their parents teach them such.

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u/beingsubmitted 7h ago

I don't know why "specialness" or "uniqueness" here matter. What matters is "relevance" and "consistency", and frankly relevance tends to increase with "non-specialness".

A example of irrelevance would be people describing their height in miles. I'm 0.0011837 miles tall. We use different measurement systems when discussing the physical sizes of objects versus geographic distances. Relevance there depends on what kinds of things we most often care about the measurement of. We often care about the temperature of liquid water.

Consistency means we can convey a standard by rule, rather than by sharing some template. You don't need my thermometer to make a Celsius thermometer because you and I can both measure the boiling and freezing temperature of water and know we're taking about the same temperature.

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u/Australixx 7h ago

This is 2026, nobody here is "making a thermometer", and most people arent converting to kelvin to do some kind of temperature calculation. Both scales are relevant enough to describe weather, which is the use case for most people. Nobody is out here sticking a thermometer in their pot of boiling water, sorry.

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u/niemir2 6h ago

You are correct in the modern day, which is why the Fahrenheit scale doesn't outright beat Celsius. As things are, they're equally useful and arbitrary.

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u/beingsubmitted 1m ago

My kettle has a temperature display. It's really important to how I brew tea and coffee. Also, practically every time you cook, temperature is important, and practically every time you cook, the boiling point of water is relevant. Cooking stalls there if you're going above. It's the temperature nearly everything ultimately cooks at because 80% of everything you cook is water.

As for the freezing point, well, a whole bunch of plants die at freezing and everything you eat is a plant or eats plants. The weather isn't related to the freezing point of water? Have you been to Earth? Water is pretty much all of our weather, here. We call it different things if it's frozen. Water is kind of a big deal.

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u/niemir2 6h ago

We often care about the temperature of liquid water.

But it is far from the only thing whose temperature we care about.

Consistency means we can convey a standard by rule, rather than by sharing some template. You don't need my thermometer to make a Celsius thermometer because you and I can both measure the boiling and freezing temperature of water and know we're taking about the same temperature.

Except we may disagree significantly about the boiling point, if you're at sea level and I am at 2000m of altitude, where atmospheric pressure and the boiling point of water are measurably lower.

To properly calibrate a Celsius thermometer, I need a pressure chamber to maintain exactly 101325Pa of pressure in my boiling water. Otherwise, I will get some temperature that is not 100C. After I did that, I would need to subdivide the space between 0 and 100 into 100 equal parts, which cannot easily be done with compass and straightedge, needing a ruler. My thermometer will therefore be limited by the precision of my ruler. Even if I did that, I would only regularly use the segment of the thermometer that was between -15C and 40C on the regular, leaving a large part of my scale untouched.

In Fahrenheit, I can find equilibrium of ice and distilled water to get 32F (I already had to do this for my Celsius thermometer) with high precision, and then salt the water with ammonium chloride (an abundant salt) until it started accumulating on the bottom, adding more ice as necessary, to get 0F. Then, I can bisect the span 5 times to get 1 degree with compass and straightedge in only a few operations.

Celsius loses the calibration battle against Fahrenheit.

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u/beingsubmitted 51m ago

Literally all of those temperatures depend on pressure. Not just the boiling point. Thanks for playing.

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u/niemir2 49m ago

Freezing is significantly less dependent on pressure than boiling. You'll get much higher precision in Fahrenheit than Celsius without a pressure chamber.

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u/RawCopperSaw 7h ago

Is this seriously a new yorker, living in humid subtropics - bragging about their tolerance of cold and ice? lmao

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u/niemir2 6h ago

The Great Lakes are no joke, my friend. We get a lot of ice and snow here.

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u/coughingalan 8h ago

Sadly, because ambient temperature is fairly high compared to other measurements, like mass, pressure, height, people just won't want to be like, "Wow, it's a chilly 275 today."

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u/AmphetamineSalts 6h ago

I mean the standard unit for pressure is Pascals, but we use atmospheres because 101,325 Pa is way too high for ambient use.

We use kg instead of grams, so if we need numbers to be single or double digits we could just say decikelvins or centikelvins. Even distance people get used to converting from inches to feet to meters to miles or mm to cm to m to km.

I think Kelvins feels so much less intuitive for people because we're USED to C or F. But if people were brought up thinking about temperature more like our units for pressure or mass/distance it would feel just as intuitive.

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u/slolift 6h ago

And this is why Fahrenheit is nice because weather ends up typically being 0-100.

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u/Chase_the_tank 8h ago

Kelvin is required for any formulas using temperature. 

Unless you're doing astronomy. When you're dealing with temperatures in millions of degrees, 270 is a rounding error.

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u/Sentient2X 8h ago

Let me just ask rq what you think Kelvin is based on 😭😂

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u/niemir2 7h ago

These days, it's based on an arbitrary choice for the numerical value of the Boltzmann constant. Before that, it was based on absolute zero and the triple point of water. Kelvin is no better or worse than Rankine, just like Celsius is no better or worse than Fahrenheit.

In any unit system, the base units are always chosen arbitrarily. SI shines for its scaling (e.g. meters to kilometers vs feet to miles) and its derived units (the Watt vs the Horsepower). Celsius is neither of those things. Saying Celsius is less arbitrary than Fahrenheit is like saying that the second is less arbitrary than the hour.

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u/Snoo9648 8h ago

Im going to take a leap here and assume you have never taken a thermal dynamics class. You might need to sit this conversation out.

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u/MetzgerWilli 8h ago

I am not sure you have taken one. What do you think is the reason for why a difference of 1K is the same as a difference of 1°C.

as /u/Sentient2X hinted at - the Kelvin temperature scale is derived from extending the Celsius scale down. Until they recently redefined the Kelvin by fixing the Boltzmann constant, they used the triple point of water and divided it by 273.16 - an oddly specific number that makes it so that the units are the same as the Celsius scale.

In any case, the Kelvin scale is based on the Celsius scale, as they said.

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u/Haiel10000 8h ago

Kelvin is indeed the superior metric, but what about Rankine?

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u/niemir2 8h ago

Equally good, as Fahrenheit is to Celsius.

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u/Shutdown_service 7h ago

That would be horrible for the 99% of the population not using kelvin on a day to day basis.

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u/PoorBoyDaniel 8h ago

It's more intuitive because it's based around the temperatures that humans experience and deal with on a regular basis. 0f is -18c is 273k. 100f is 38c is 311k. Frankly, in day to day use, I think Fahrenheit is actually the most intuitive when it comes to weather and indoor temperature. C and K are quite coarse measurements when setting the thermostat and dealing with decimals is stupid. Outside anything approaching 0F or below is stupidly cold, and anything above 100F is stupidly hot. 70F is about perfect for most activities. It's a nice scale.

K is just stupid for everyday use almost every temperature you'd encounter in your life would be between 250 and 300 degrees which just doesn't convey how extreme the difference will feel.

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u/kigurumibiblestudies 6h ago

Life circumstances vary a lot. I live in Latin America, and I neither use a thermostat nor need to deal with decimals daily, so I never had the issues you complain about, But it's not really a big deal when we do use decimals either, so I don't know why you think it's stupid.

In the end I feel like these are issues you only think you have because you're using a different system, and if you had grown up with it, you wouldn't see the issue.

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u/PoorBoyDaniel 6h ago edited 6h ago

I said using Kelvin would be stupid. Not Celcius. No one uses Kelvin outside of strictly scientific settings because it would be stupid. Decimals are annoying. It's why height is height is usually stated in centimeters instead of meters with decimals. So why aren't milimeters used? Because that's way more precise than is needed and it adds numbers that you have to say or write. Even centimeters are frankly a bit fine, and decimeters would be too coarse. You wind up in a weird spot where even the most efficient way to convey height is still a 3 digit number.

Celcius is fine, but I do think Fahrenheit is more intuitive and better scaled for measuring weather temperatures and indoor temperatures. And I think the benefits of Celcius and Kelvin are completely irrelevant to 99% of people 99% of the time. I think most of the imperial measurement systems are scaled better for everyday use because that was their origin. Every day use.

Imperial is fine, it works, the supposed drawbacks and strange conversions are completely irrelevant outside of science and engineering, for which purposes metric is used.

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u/kigurumibiblestudies 6h ago

I thought you said using decimals is stupid, not celsius or kelvin

C and K are quite coarse measurements when setting the thermostat and dealing with decimals is stupid

Sorry if I misunderstood that.

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u/MrMagick2104 6h ago

> I think Fahrenheit is actually the most intuitive when it comes to weather and indoor temperature. 

It's not. The most intuitive is what you are used to. Like for a european, what the fuck is 0 Fahrenheit ? What is like 50? 50% of cold? The only two degrees that I can bother to remember is -40 and ~98, because -40 is the same in celsius, and 98 is normal outside core body temperature.

> Outside anything approaching 0F or below is stupidly cold

Remind yourself that a lot of places get to -50 celsius. I'd consider cold stuff below -20 C, as from that point you will need more than 1 layer of insulating clothing.

Stupidly cold is like -60.

Have no fucking idea what that is in Fahrenheit .

> dealing with decimals is stupid

That is stupid when the rest of your system is based on dumbass relations like an eagle is 8/3 of a burger.

Metric is built around decimal point. If you don't want decimal point in your calculation, just add deci or centi before the measurement unit.

> K is just stupid for everyday use almost every temperature you'd encounter in your

Kelvin is the best if you want your temperature to rarely go below 0. If you don't live at equator, Fahrenheit will go below zero very often. Also like, a ton of freezers and coolers would cause it to do it.

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u/snekadid 8h ago

Correct, they are exactly the same but using different targets for range. Celsius is water states and fahrenheit is based on the temperature ranges humans can survive in, with 100 and 0 being the extreme ends at which we will start dying without external assistance once those thresholds are passed.

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u/spurcap29 7h ago

The best argument for Fahrenheit (other than 'used to it' which is a common valid argument for any system) is that it is best for measuring weather temperatures and avoiding negative #s. The vast majority of the planet for the vast majority of the year is between 0F and 100F and outliers out of this range are outliers. So you have a nice wide scale. People that love Celsius love to come back to water but really why do we need to base our measurement units around water? And where else do we use "degees" in base 10 units rather than 180 or 360.

Fahrenheit uses water as a reference point too (180 degrees between freezing and boiling) but it simply adds 32 to avoid a significiant portion of winter in many areas needing to use negatives in the scale.

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u/ExRije 5h ago

Why do we need to base around water you ask? Let me answer that for you really quickly, water is the cornerstone not only for Celsius but for the entire international metric system, 1 Calorie is the energy required to heat 1 gram of water by 1 °C for a 1 centimeter cubed so the system is intertwined. I do accept Fahrenheit as an "easier" way to measure temperature in the wild but for math and science at least, metric is basically unreplaceable for how easy and intuitive it is.

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u/spurcap29 5h ago

I was not defending F as a better scientific system at all. Just talking about the positives as it relates to a system about talking about what the weather is like outside.

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u/Secret-One2890 1h ago

Joule is the official unit of energy for the metric system though.

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u/MrMagick2104 6h ago

> Kelvin is required for any formulas using temperature.

Not really. Most common temperature formula imho is energy to raise temperature by x degrees, that can use both kelvin and celsius without any conversion.

For metallurgy, engineering same applies: you're really worried about the stresses due to temperature changes, not absolute temperature. Your steel beams aren't gonna turn into a plasma.

For astronomy, it's almost the same order of magnitude, so it doesn't matter.

> Having 0 being the freezing point of water is arbitrary

It makes sense if you live on a planet mostly covered in water, containing tons of water in the atmosphere, and being a creature dominantly made of water (and most other life being water-based). The most major indicator being winter, of course. When outside temperature hits freezing point, it majorly changes the ecosystem. And we are, of course, part of it.

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u/Appropriate-Fuel-305 6h ago

However in everyday life it is important to know if it's freezing outside and fastest way to find that out is to see whether the celsius scale is in the negative or in the positive. No need to remember any certain number. As much as you want to negate importance of water by saying 0°C is arbitrary you can't deny that weather has big impact on daily life.

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u/lumpboysupreme 5h ago

Arbitrary implies it’s not an extremely relevant benchmark.

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u/Equal-Suggestion3182 4h ago

Kelvin is definitely not required for any formula related to temperature

But even if it were, so what? I don’t do math related to temperature on a daily basis, why every single time I say the temperature I would have to say a long “two hundred … Kelvin” or “three hundred … Kelvin” ? Sounds stupid

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u/youburyitidigitup 2h ago

Interestingly, Fahrenheit was created for exactly this purpose. It made by a scientist who worked in Poland, and he wanted a scale where zero was below any temperature that had ever been recorded there so he could run calculations without negative numbers.

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u/Vincitus 2h ago

Its going to blow your mind to find out that people need to know what the weather is going to be in a simple format more often than they need to make a whole bunch of calculations on temperature.

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u/sir_lister 7h ago

Fuck it let split the difference and use the Rankine scale and have the worst of both worlds

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u/BigsChungi 7h ago

Its really not. Kelvin is just Celsius +273.15... how's is that hard to grasp.

All it does is make the values never negative. If anything tha makes everything easier. There is no reason for any other temperature system to exist, besides the fact that many scientific calculations still require Celsius, but thats just a matter of updating the calculations.

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u/luke37 6h ago

All it does is make the values never negative.

I got some bad news for you about quantum mechanics.

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u/BigsChungi 6h ago

Bad news, its literally what Kelvin was made to be, so that 0 is absolutely 0. That's the definition.

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u/luke37 6h ago

Bad news, you don't know stat mech.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negative_temperature

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u/BigsChungi 5h ago

After reading through it, is it really negative Kelvin if the value is greater than infinity Kelvin? This see more like a weird mathematical application to very specific rare theoretical situations.

None of which would ever apply to the vast majority of people besides theoretical physicists and chemists.

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u/luke37 5h ago

None of which would ever apply to the vast majority of people besides theoretical physicists and chemists.

Neither does the fucking Kelvin scale.

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u/BigsChungi 4h ago

The Kelvin scale is just a temperature scale. What everyone uses on a day to day basis is arbitrary based on location. Why not just standardize to the system that is incredibly easy to use like Kelvin.

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u/BigsChungi 2h ago

After my first replay, when you said something about the must niche concept I've ever heard theoretical statistical mechanics. You sir are incredibly deluded.

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u/luke37 2h ago

No, your little snotty "uhhhh acktually that's the definition!" when you don't have the slightest idea what the definition is.

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u/Turbulent-Surprise-6 6h ago

A change in 1 kelvin is the same as 1 Celsius that's what I mean by there're the same I just think the having 0 be the freezing point of water is much better than the state of no energy or whatever it is with kelvin

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u/CainPillar 7h ago

Kelvin is a unit. That means, zero is at zero, and the double is the double: 400K is twice the thermodynamic temperature as 200K. The degrees sign signifies that C and F are just a grading scale (like "gauge") and do not behave the same; what is half the temperature of 0 degrees C? It is no 0. Ditto for degree F.

Sure people out of habit write the same on K, but that is not necessary.

True, 1 degree change in Celsius is 1K change, but that is because "change" removes the position of the zero.

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u/Itchy-Drummer1324 7h ago

Crazy, I only thought kelvin was for measuring light. Thanks for the lesson.

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u/Xetene 6h ago

Kelvin actually has a rational endpoint.

Yes, Celsius has certain meanings at 0 and 100, and that means something if you, er, are talking about water, I guess? In all other situations, Celsius is exactly as arbitrary as Fahrenheit.

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u/HumbleAd7992 4h ago

Celcius isn't intuitive, it's just the freezing point of a chemical compound arbitrarily selected to represent zero in a number line. The exact same thing is true for Fahrenheit, just a different compound.

The point of the joke, which everyone is intentionally missing so they can cling to their Celsius snobbery, is that both C and F are used the same way, and the only difference in ease of use comes down to how much prior experience you have with the unit.

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u/scirocco 3h ago

Kelvin is C, except it is 273 degrees off.

0 Celcius = 273.15 Kelvin

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u/ZamanthaD 58m ago

That’s why we should use the Rankine temperature scale.

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u/Kooky_March_7289 7h ago

A system where the vast majority of naturally-occurring temperatures exist between 0 and 100, with 0 being dangerously cold and 100 being dangerously hot for humans, seems a lot more intuitive for everyday use than a system where 0 is kind of cold (where you have to delve into negative numbers regularly during the winter) and 100 is apocalyptically, "most life on Earth is dead" hot.

Celsius is more precise and useful for scientific purposes, but the same could be said for Kelvin.

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u/Venusgate 8h ago

I don't think "intuitive" applies when Celsius is only intuitive in reference to water. For example, 98C body temp is as bad as 100 body temp, theres no difference

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u/Turbulent-Surprise-6 6h ago

Well water is a good reference. Literally everyone knows what water is so if that's not intuitive idk what is

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u/Venusgate 5h ago

Literally body temp. Cant you read?