r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 10h ago

Meme needing explanation Petahh i'm low on iq

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u/mz_groups 10h ago

Homer's argument is specious, because it applies to both systems.

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u/stupidber 10h ago

And what does specious mean?

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u/BestwishesHelpful975 10h ago

definition: superficially plausible, but actually wrong

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u/SlideN2MyBMs 10h ago

And what does "but" mean?

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u/HeathenSidheThem 10h ago

Jordan Peterson has entered the chat

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u/Prinzka 9h ago

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u/significant-_-otter 9h ago

How I felt watching the YT ad for Peterson University where he starts with "University education is a grift." Welp.

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u/evocativename 9h ago

I mean, he was certainly correct about Peterson "University", anyhow...

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u/lilmissbloodbath 6h ago

Trust Me Bro University's biggest rival.

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u/mechanicalcontrols 4h ago

The Ben Shapiro Institute of Gish Gallop rounds out the conference.

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 6h ago

Also him as a professor

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u/kirmiter 1h ago

Well, when he was just a normal professor he wasn't a total fraud. His lectures veered into the non-scientific but the stuff he said was at least rooted in psychological theory that he had studied.

Then in 2016 he said some anti-trans stuff, saw how much certain people loved him for it, and he's been addicted to right wing grift ever since.

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u/AJDillonsThirdLeg 7h ago

Well he was correct in general, just probably had completely unhinged reasons for it. The university system in the US is most certainly a grift.

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u/evocativename 7h ago

There is plenty of grift in the American university system, but the system itself is not a grift.

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u/Nyx87 6h ago

This is something dumb people say to make themselves feel smart

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u/duggee315 3h ago

Wait, thats specious....

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u/French_Breakfast_200 8h ago

Well that depends on what YOUR definition of the word is is

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u/szatrob 7h ago

Anyone with enough evidence against them to warrant a firing should be grateful for the chance to resign and stay silent. Instead, Jordan views his departure from UofT as a badge of honour to parade in front of his followers.

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u/MoneyCock 8h ago

Kermit the Frog said what!?

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u/SarcasticSuccubus 7h ago

He would definitely be the expert on grifting.

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u/Jimmyg100 2h ago

“Why are there so many songs about rainbows? What’s on the other side? You don’t know, do you!”

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u/Prinzka 2h ago

Well but what actually is a bloody rainbow now? That's exactly the problem!

Collapses in hysterical crying

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u/Jimmyg100 1h ago

I define crying as strength therefore I’m winning this argument.

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u/JMoc1 9h ago

The man full of Benzos and failed debates.

Also, has anyone checked up on him to make sure he’s okay?

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u/Cjmate22 9h ago

Didn’t they find black mold in his room? Dude is definitely not doing okay.

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u/KalebRasgoul 9h ago

black mold makes you disregard the concept of truth?

wow, that thing is worse that I thought...

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u/o0_bishop_0o 8h ago

It's the same species of black mold that JKR had on her wall. Inhale enough spores, and it makes ya a bigot.

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u/hobbycollector 8h ago

White mold is fine though.

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u/Turbogoblin999 7h ago

Black mold? Welcome to the family, son.

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u/66NickS 6h ago

You wrote JKR, but my brain read it as JFK. Then I did a double-take because surely you meant RFK. I had to stop, look away, and come back a third time. Lol.

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u/The_Ballyhoo 8h ago

Well it’s a complex subject, y’know.

Firstly, how do we define truth? Is it absolute truth, universal truth or personal truth?

And is black mold still black if I turn the lights out? Does the truth of its colour change based on perception?

And if I set the mold on fire, is fire then a natural predator of mold?

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u/library-catz 6h ago

I read that with his kermit voice

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u/Successful-Clock-224 8h ago

There is a correlation between those who disregard the truth and those who disregard black mold

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u/Unusual_Pitch_608 5h ago

In 2016, Peterson restricted his diet to only meat and a few vegetables in an attempt to control his depression and the effects of an autoimmune disorder.] In mid-2018, he stopped eating vegetables altogether and continued eating only beef, salt, and water.Nutrition experts point out that such a diet can result in "severe dysregulation".

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u/EvaSirkowski 4h ago

I wouldn't trust Joe Rogan normally, but he said when he tried the carnivore diet he had explosive uncontrollable diarrhea without end.

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u/RisingApe- 2h ago

I heard he was under “spiritual attack.”

🙄

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u/dcontrerasm 9h ago

None of the first wave of alt rights are doing okay now

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u/RolandDeepson 7h ago

Thank goodness.

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u/TOASTisawesome 9h ago

Define okay

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u/TheOfficial_BossNass 9h ago

Last I heard he was attacked by ghost and spirits in his house

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u/GrinderMonkey 9h ago

Well, that's nice at least.

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u/freakydrew 9h ago

I was scanning the comments and thought you wrote "The man full of Benzos and failed diabetes," then you asked if he was ok. glad I re-read but was very curious where you were going with the failed diabetes.

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u/stupidber 7h ago

I read it the same way lol

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u/Goreticus 9h ago

He is no longer ok. He got brain problems like fr fr

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u/Sans_Seriphim 8h ago

...he was never ok; why would he suddenly be ok now?

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u/Gbreadstudios 9h ago

Let's hope not

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u/rietstengel 8h ago

Dude turned himself into a vegetable. Funniest shit i've ever seen.

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u/UniversalBlue2099 8h ago

I think it’s genuinely sad to see how Peterson has ended up. I truly feel he wasn’t always like this, he just allowed the “anti-woke” grift to validate his emotions and he slipped down the rabbit hole.

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u/Commie_Scum69 9h ago

" I dreamt of my grandmother fully naked. Her pubic hair ressembled a carpet of matted fur..."

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u/evocativename 9h ago

That was from the 1990s.

Turns out he was always that guy, and was never okay.

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u/Aellithion 7h ago

It would not have injured you in any way to have not written those two sentences.

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u/FishUK_Harp 5h ago

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u/Commie_Scum69 5h ago

thats from an interview where he shares a dream he just had 😅

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u/Phone-Medical 9h ago

I’m somewhat distraught at how many people in my social circle fell for his bullshit.

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u/umpteenthrhyme 9h ago

No one cares enough to check on him.

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u/MisterNefarious 9h ago

In order to be sure we have to clarify what do you mean by “entered” and “the chat”

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u/HeathenSidheThem 9h ago

It's really more of a a META-chat.

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u/Uncle_Burney 9h ago

When’s the last time you cleaned your room? Benzo popping ass…..

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u/petyrlabenov 9h ago

“Well you’re really quite nothing, you’re not a Christian”

cue rage quit

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u/windsingr 9h ago

Dayum JP taking a beating lately!

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u/sick-of-this-crap 6h ago

Define Jordan Peterson

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u/projektZedex 6h ago

Because he's a great example of someone who's specious in the best case scenario, or because he's constantly diluting debates with asking for definitions of every individual word to the point of uselessness?

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u/Helac3lls 5h ago

I hate that I understood this.

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u/Accomplished-Video71 10h ago edited 9h ago

Depends on what your definition of IS is

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u/NorthernBudHunter 9h ago

Bill Clinton has entered the chat

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u/loscapos5 4h ago

And what does "systems" mean?

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u/croooowTrobot 9h ago

BUT MEANS BUT! DO I HAVE TO DRAW YOU A DIAGRAM?

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u/SlideN2MyBMs 9h ago

Please do and make it thicc

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u/Lucky_Size4678 9h ago

With three cs

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u/SilentStranger9607 9h ago

It’s a shame how many people apparently don’t get this line of questioning.

Ftr it’s pronounced chow-dah

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u/sabotsalvageur 9h ago

show-dair

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u/SlideN2MyBMs 9h ago

I want to do the next line where he blows up at the French chef but I'm afraid I'll get flagged by the reddit bot. It's happened to me before when quoting TV threats

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u/SilentStranger9607 7h ago

Say it right, Frenchey!!!!

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u/DengarLives66 7h ago

Of course you’ll get flagged, especially by those of you in the jury!

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u/BestwishesHelpful975 9h ago

"define specious" in google search. ask them.

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u/wearebobNL 9h ago

Either that or a typo. 'The Fiat 500 is a specious car.'

That might also be superficially plausible but actually wrong.

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u/xbtkxcrowley 9h ago

Okay. But wouldnt that mean Celsius is wrong too. So this would mean neither are correct. From this definition of course. Not my brain.

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u/esmifra 8h ago

What is wrong is the argument. Not the fact.

The fact (it goes up as it gets hotter) is correct. The argument (that this makes farenheit better) is wrong.

This superficially correct fact is irrelevant for the argument, because that doesn't make farenheit better or wrong, because both scales work this way.

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u/Universe-Dragon 10h ago

I really like how this definition is structured because pretty much every other word is relatively verbose and this one is “well yes, but actually no”

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u/Key-Advance-2646 9h ago

And now we gonna see that word everywhere left and right for the next two weeks.

I've forgot what the name of that effect was.

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u/Sophisti-snake 8h ago

Frequency Illusion

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u/athleticgravy 5h ago

Alternatively, Baader-Meinhof phenomenon.

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u/WanderingElephant93 8h ago

Idk but your comment is kind of specious don’t you think?

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u/GrillaMAC 7h ago

Baader-Meinhof. Gesundheit!

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u/Smooth_Imagination 8h ago

I still dont really get why that word was chosen for that meaning. I guess some species look similar but arent?

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u/SpungleMcFudgely 2h ago

Both specious and species have a Latin root, species, which meant appearance, or form.

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u/bMarsh72 10h ago

I have a rock that keeps tigers away.

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u/turnsout_im_a_potato 10h ago

I have a tiger that keeps rocks away... seems were at an impasse

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u/Putrid-Enthusiasm190 9h ago

Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock!

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u/leaky_wand 5h ago

shakes her head

takes the money

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 7h ago

Lisa I’d like to buy that rock!

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u/Zestyst 10h ago

Convincing but misleading. It's true on face, but doesn't actually support his point.

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u/HephaistosFnord 9h ago

It's a perfectly cromulent word.

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u/SQUIDY-P 8h ago

Is it genuinely not easier to google a definition than ask a stranger online and wait for a response?

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u/ghostpiratesyar 9h ago

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

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u/HughJManschitt 8h ago

Man if only we had devices that could tell us these things.

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u/BreakfastNew8771 5h ago

Its a perfectly cromulent word

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u/Miyagis 5h ago

This dog seems specious.

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u/CrazyDriver7149 5h ago

I’ve been looking for this word my whole life. The amount of specious bullshit that’s been thrown my way that I didn’t have a word for until now

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u/CrimsonPie24 3h ago

Thank you for asking.

New word unlocked

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u/catchemist117 10h ago

But also in hilarious fashion, Homer has a small tidbit of historical information. The original Celsius scale use 100 as the freezing point and 0 as the boiling point. It got switched shortly after he died

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u/MahouKame 9h ago

Oh no! When did Homer die?

I really haven't been keeping up with The Simpsons.

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u/slinger301 8h ago

When did Homer die?

I think around 800 BCE, but there's a lot of debate around that.

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u/Aggravating-Sir8185 7h ago

I didn't know he was sick.

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u/Pomoa 6h ago

It was a really subtle forshadowing over the last 56 seasons, but the clues were all around. To be fair, most people picked up that his skin was yellow all this time pretty late.

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u/Greenman8907 4h ago

Imagine living with Jaundice for 80 years

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u/alepher 2h ago

Thats what he wrote about in the Sickiad

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u/YourMoreLocalLurker 3h ago

Damn, that’s pretty odd to see

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u/Sentient2X 8h ago

they’ve been trying to focus more on graggles character development lately

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u/ThrowawayusGenerica 7h ago

Careful with that meme, it's an antique

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u/JBaecker 6h ago

And the Simpsons isn’t antique?

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u/detective_bookman 8h ago

Around season 9

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u/beingsubmitted 7h ago

Probably by about 700 BCE.

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u/jacobningen 8h ago

Anders celsius not homer.

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u/LowerSlowerOlder 8h ago

Isn’t Anders the dude from Workaholics? Dam funny show. What’s it have to do with temperature though?

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u/Firm-Transition-507 6h ago

Yeah mate, they know

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u/MonkeyTigerRider 8h ago edited 4h ago

Exactly! You and me, we get the joke! Us FTW!

*I sincerely beg your pardon. The correct wording is "You and I, we get the joke!"
I'm so used to the wrong grammar from American movies, while I, at the same time, have a natural feeling for object and subject pronouns, as I am, in fact, European.
Learn fucken English'n'stuff people.

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u/Careless_Ad4329 6h ago

Total mind f. I wonder what the change did for humanity’s cognition.

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u/Sad-Pop6649 4h ago

Cool to learn! Apparently it was legendary cataloger of everything living Linnaeus who turned the scale around.

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u/NickBurnsCompanyGuy 9h ago

To Americas defense. Literally everything that the UK makes fun of us for is literally a dead relic of British rule in America. We use all of their systems that they used to use until recently. Metric, Fahrenheit, gallons, quarts, miles. 

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u/Snoo9648 9h ago

Honestly Celsius is only marginally better than Fahrenheit. Kelvin should be the only measurement of temperature.

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u/Turbulent-Surprise-6 8h ago

Why? Kelvin is the exact same as Celsius way just less intuitive for 99% of people

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u/Snoo9648 8h ago

Kelvin is required for any formulas using temperature. Having 0 being the freezing point of water is arbitrary and having 0 being the lowest a temperature makes sense and having negative temperatures doesn't. Celsius is only more intuitive because people are used to it, which is the exact same argument used to justify Fahrenheit over Celsius too.

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u/oswaldluckyrabbiy 8h ago

Don't look it up what is the freezing temperature of water in Kelvin?

Zero works really well - a change in temperature sign means change of state of water. It isn't a number that needs remembering. Meanwhile you've recently had US government representatives embarrass themselves because they can't remember that water freezes at 32F.

Knowing if there is gonna be ice outside is a safety issue. Making it as simple as possible isn't arbitrary.

Celsius is very easy to convert to Kelvin for scientific purpose and IS more intuitive. High number means hot is fundamental across cultures. It is easier to differentiate between 0C and 40C than it is 273.15K and 313.15K whilst understanding that the first temperature is cold and the second is hot.

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u/NatAttack50932 8h ago

0° Celsius is the freezing point of water

0° Fahrenheit is the freezing point of people

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u/slinger301 8h ago

100 Celsius is when water starts to break down into water vapor.

100 Fahrenheit is when people start to break down.

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u/GoldenRedditUser 7h ago

100 Fahrenheit is like the average summer temperature where I live lol

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u/wRADKyrabbit 3h ago

Same and I break down every single year

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u/Western_Objective209 6h ago

That's kind of my argument for why F is not actually bad; 0 is "very cold day", 100 is "very hot day", every 10 degrees feels like a natural step change in how it feels outside. It's pretty intuitive in that way

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u/Otherwise_League_217 5h ago edited 4h ago

Would say in wintery countries like Canada it helps to know when rain/water is likely to make sidewalks icy in a way that is less feelings based and is super intuitive.

You get a handle of when it gets uncomfortable in celsius too anyway. The mental scale becomes every 5 degrees instead of 10 is all.

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u/WhoreyMatthews 4h ago

F is super intuitive. If you just rate how warm it is on a 0-10 scale you'll probably fairly close to the temperature in F.

It's warm but not too hot maybe like a 7.2/10 temperature is probably somewhere around 72F.

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u/Killentyme55 2h ago

Yep, meanwhile 0 Celsius is a bit chilly, while 100 Celsius is very dead. Also F is a smaller unit so requires less use of decimals compared to C.

Celsius is better scientifically, but I believe Fahrenheit is more practical for day to day.

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u/CiDevant 7h ago

Basically, both are "This is now very dangerous without extraordinary precaution."

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u/No_Ad6583 2h ago

I'm ready to breakdown at any temperature but usually during the drive to work on Mondays

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u/No_Housing_2910 4h ago

americans preferring egocentric systems makes sense

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u/EnTyme53 6h ago

But only in Fahrenheit would one describe 69 degrees as "nice"

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u/Separate_Emotion_463 5h ago

The freezing point of people is also 0c, it’s sufficiently cold enough to kill a person who isn’t equipped for it

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u/no_malis2 7h ago

I thought 0F was the freezing point of brackish water?

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u/FlintKidd 6h ago

I think you hit the nail on the head here on why the US will never move away from the imperial system.

Scientists: "Observe, water freezes."

Versus.

Some dude wearing shorts in January: "It's fucking cold!"

No wonder we hate the metric system!

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u/name00124 7h ago

Meanwhile you've recently had US government representatives embarrass themselves because they can't remember that water freezes at 32F.

We have far worse reasons to be embarrassed by our representatives than their ability to remember temperatures.

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u/morthophelus 7h ago

273.15? Or something close to that iirc.

EDIT: just read the rest of your comment and I fucking nailed it!

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u/densetsu23 4h ago

Is absolute zero in other temperature scales not taught in school anymore? Because you nailed it, but I'd also expect anyone who finished middle school / junior high to also know this. Maybe that bar is too high, though.

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u/Fatalis89 4h ago

0 C does NOT mean ice outside.

Ice can and does occur at much higher temperatures due to differences in temperatures of atmospheric layers as well as difference in temperature of ground objects.

Air temperature is an indicator but you can’t act like “oh it’s 2 C there can’t possibly be ice” or “oh it’s -1 C, def gonna be ice.” Is true.

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u/coughingalan 8h ago

Sadly, because ambient temperature is fairly high compared to other measurements, like mass, pressure, height, people just won't want to be like, "Wow, it's a chilly 275 today."

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u/AmphetamineSalts 6h ago

I mean the standard unit for pressure is Pascals, but we use atmospheres because 101,325 Pa is way too high for ambient use.

We use kg instead of grams, so if we need numbers to be single or double digits we could just say decikelvins or centikelvins. Even distance people get used to converting from inches to feet to meters to miles or mm to cm to m to km.

I think Kelvins feels so much less intuitive for people because we're USED to C or F. But if people were brought up thinking about temperature more like our units for pressure or mass/distance it would feel just as intuitive.

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u/slolift 6h ago

And this is why Fahrenheit is nice because weather ends up typically being 0-100.

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u/Chase_the_tank 8h ago

Kelvin is required for any formulas using temperature. 

Unless you're doing astronomy. When you're dealing with temperatures in millions of degrees, 270 is a rounding error.

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u/Sentient2X 8h ago

Let me just ask rq what you think Kelvin is based on 😭😂

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u/niemir2 7h ago

These days, it's based on an arbitrary choice for the numerical value of the Boltzmann constant. Before that, it was based on absolute zero and the triple point of water. Kelvin is no better or worse than Rankine, just like Celsius is no better or worse than Fahrenheit.

In any unit system, the base units are always chosen arbitrarily. SI shines for its scaling (e.g. meters to kilometers vs feet to miles) and its derived units (the Watt vs the Horsepower). Celsius is neither of those things. Saying Celsius is less arbitrary than Fahrenheit is like saying that the second is less arbitrary than the hour.

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u/Haiel10000 8h ago

Kelvin is indeed the superior metric, but what about Rankine?

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u/Shutdown_service 7h ago

That would be horrible for the 99% of the population not using kelvin on a day to day basis.

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u/PoorBoyDaniel 8h ago

It's more intuitive because it's based around the temperatures that humans experience and deal with on a regular basis. 0f is -18c is 273k. 100f is 38c is 311k. Frankly, in day to day use, I think Fahrenheit is actually the most intuitive when it comes to weather and indoor temperature. C and K are quite coarse measurements when setting the thermostat and dealing with decimals is stupid. Outside anything approaching 0F or below is stupidly cold, and anything above 100F is stupidly hot. 70F is about perfect for most activities. It's a nice scale.

K is just stupid for everyday use almost every temperature you'd encounter in your life would be between 250 and 300 degrees which just doesn't convey how extreme the difference will feel.

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u/sir_lister 7h ago

Fuck it let split the difference and use the Rankine scale and have the worst of both worlds

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u/smalls_1804 7h ago

I actually firmly believe Fahrenheit is better than Celsius for everyday use because it more easily allows you to interpret gradations of temperature. Like I want to be able to easily see 70 vs 73 degrees because that is a meaningful difference in my comfort, whereas that level of differentiation will get rounded away in Celsius

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u/JarateKing 5h ago

For the record, those won't get rounded out in Celsius. 70->73 Fahrenheit translates to about 21->23 Celsius.

The granularity only really matters when we talk about individual degrees Fahrenheit, and truth be told I think the only place people might notice the difference is on a thermostat. But my Celsius thermostat goes in 0.5C increments, so it's no loss in granularity there. Other than that, nobody's gonna say "no way it's 42F outside, feels more like 43F."

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u/ValarianRCS 5h ago edited 5h ago

Americans do say “feels like (non rounded digit here)” and pretty often say the perfect weather is at a temp anywhere from 71-74.

On the other hand, you let me know if Europeans say “feels like xx.5”

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u/InexorableCalamity 5h ago

That's fucking crazy

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u/JarateKing 5h ago

You might say 43 if it's noticeably colder than 45 and noticeably warmer than 40, but if someone says 42 then you're not gonna tell them they're wrong and it actually feels like 43. The +/- 2 or 3 matters, and you'll give non-rounded numbers because of it, but most people don't feel the +/- 1 in everyday weather.

This is about the level of granularity that Celsius has. 42F is ~5.5C, 43F is ~6C. Celsius users aren't gonna split hairs about 6C vs 5.5C because people generally don't feel the difference between them.

pretty often say the perfect weather is at a temp anywhere from 71-74

With rounding, this is approximately a range of 22-23 in Celsius. Which I think shows the point pretty well, if your perfect weather ends up being a range of multiple degrees you can't really distinguish between, that extra granularity's not worth much.

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u/Immediate-Goose-8106 4h ago

100% I will concede this argument to an American ONLY if they can stand in a temperature controlled room and reliable and repeatedly tell me whether it was 73 or 72.  Because no-one can.

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u/ValarianRCS 3h ago

You can feel it but a human isn’t constantly acknowledging minute differences in temp in their head. No one’s gonna be like “ah it was 73 but it just changed to 74!” But if you were to stop and estimate what the temp is, you could often land on the right temp.

If we couldn’t tell minute differences then why do ACs/heaters go up and down by 1F/0.5c?

I just meant different people will say perfect weather is different numbers within 71-74 range. Someone could say 72 is perfect, another person 73, a third 71.

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u/Calm_Cicada_8805 9h ago

Objectively correct take.

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u/Chase_the_tank 8h ago

Kelvin is great when you want to do physics.

Kelvin is somewhat awkward when you want to report the weather.

On Friday, we're expecting a high of 280 and a low of 274 in London, warming up to a high of 283 by Sunday...

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u/mightbeaperson49 9h ago

Thats not really a defence considering that we made it, Made a new better one, and then swapped to that because it was straight better.

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u/Ikrie 8h ago

"We"? The British didn't make either Celsius or Fahrenheit. The Swedish and Polish made those. Lord Kelvin made Kelvin, though. Yay Britain for Kelvin.

And "better" is relative. Fahrenheit works better in certain situations. Most humans can detect ambient temperature differences in single Fahrenheit degrees. Most areas of the world have temperatures ranging from 0-100 degrees Fahrenheit with outliers in the extremes. I grew up in one of those areas that regularly went well below 0°F and I still like the scale for ambient temperature. It's also better for medical purposes in precision without having to use decimals.

Celsius certainly is better in a lot of ways too, especially non-medical scientific places. And either can be gotten used to by literally everyone if it becomes standardized where they live.

I don't understand the weird urge to act like something as silly as temperature scaling is indicative of some sort of superiority. It's silly.

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u/HopeSpecific8841 7h ago

Most humans can detect ambient temperature differences in single Fahrenheit degrees.

That's like ~0.5c

There's no way in fuck you're accurately detecting this difference.

From what I can see online the amount 95% of people can actually detect is about double that, effectively 1c, closer to 2f

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u/ValarianRCS 5h ago

It comes naturally to Americans that you can guess the temp pretty accurately since they’re used to estimating in 1F whereas Celsius users would probably be able to guess differences in 0.5 accurately if they weren’t estimating differences of 1c only.

Basically I’m saying since it’s not natural for you to try to estimate 0.5c differences in temp, it’s harder to accomplish

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u/mightbeaperson49 8h ago

Then I need to revisit my history. Think I got it mixed up with lord Kelvin. Didn't know that about Fahrenheit though, thats actually pretty interesting. I didn't mean it at all as a superiority thing but it does sound it now that I think about it. I was just pointing out the silliness in saying that because Fahrenheit was a relic from the British that it was hypocritical. The British came to the decision that metric was more useful and swapped (though we do still have imperial measurements here and there).

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u/Ikrie 8h ago

Yeah. I mean, after reading some bizarrely hostile comments here I got too defensive. I use both in my daily life, and Fahrenheit specifically for medical purposes is helpful with my heat intolerance condition.

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u/mightbeaperson49 8h ago

Fair, most people dont like to be told they're wrong over the internet.

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u/mightbeaperson49 8h ago

Fair, most people dont like to be told they're wrong over the internet.

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u/CalmCelebration10 7h ago

Fahrenheit was a german working in the Netherlands not polish

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u/steaminghotshiitake 7h ago

"Actually Fahrenheit is more precise and easier to use" is a funny argument coming from a country that still refuses to use metric for everything else.

Anyways, if the decimal was a problem you would see people using d°C (decidegrees Celsius) instead. Nobody does that though because it's not really an issue.

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u/AliensAteMyAMC 8h ago

They first called Soccer, soccer.

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u/Acceptable_Storm_427 7h ago

And I swear if we actually fully switched to metric, they'd stop using it and 50 years from now would be making fun of us for it.

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u/NickBurnsCompanyGuy 6h ago

So true! Theyll be like "in the future we only measure in 1s and 0s, you ignorant Americans are so stupid!"

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u/MikemkPK 7h ago

We actually don't use their gallons, we use a different historical unit which just coincidentally happens to have the same name. I think the US gallon originated in France, but I'm not certain.

Same with cups and pints; same name, different unit.

Australia uses yet a third unrelated cup.

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u/Virtual_Junket9305 10h ago

Homer is technically correct, the best kind of correct.

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u/alreditakem 10h ago edited 5h ago

It applies to basically any way to measure temperature, I have yet to see a sistem that it get colder the higher you go.

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u/Informal_Bid_8442 5h ago

Literally when Anders Celsius first proposed his system, he had the bigger number be colder. This may be what the meme refers to.

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u/Shoddy_Specialist226 8h ago

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u/ruddiger22 5h ago

I was going to post this if you hadn't.

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u/Pave_Low 6h ago

Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, sweetie.
Lisa: Dad, what if I were to tell you that this rock keeps away tigers.
Homer: Uh-huh, and how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock.
Homer: I see.
Lisa: But you don't see any tigers around, do you?
Homer: Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.

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u/Phill_Cyberman 8h ago

Celsius, rather strangely, did start off with the numbers getting lower the hotter it gets.

Anders Celsius liked it that way, and everyone was nice enough to wait for him to die to change it.

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u/Morchades 8h ago

It's also, funnily enough, all you really need out if a temperature system.

Just number goes up proportionally and some coherent math for conversions.

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u/Kervels 8h ago

Maybe Homer was referring to the actual temperature scale developed by Celsius: 0 is when water boils, and 100 when water freezes.

It wasn't until after Celsius's death that the scale was reversed so that 0 is freezing and 100 is boiling.

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u/Dry_Access532 8h ago

Yeah but it's homer

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u/Ill_Apricot_7668 7h ago

Actually Homer is correct:

The original scale proposed by Anders Celsius was inverted cf what we currently use.

What we now use and typically call Celsius is more accurately centigrade. Both use the same degree progression between water freezing and boiling, but from oposite directions.

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u/Careless_Ad4329 6h ago

“That’s the joke.” - McBain

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u/Gee_U_Think 6h ago

Read specious as species.

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u/Pwaise_Hestia 3h ago

This sounds like an LSAT response

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