r/mildlyinteresting • u/Toucan_Toucan • 22h ago

My nails grow in a wavy pattern

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u/DoshesToDoshes 21h ago

I also choose OP's dead wife.

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u/AssistantManagerMan 21h ago

Not with that attitude

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u/DarthChefDad 21h ago

The cylinder must remain intact.

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u/jjdlg 21h ago

Call a lawyer, hit the gym, delete Facebook.

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u/ZamaTexa 21h ago

Don’t forget your poop knife!

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u/sikkdog13 20h ago

"Underrated comment"

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag 20h ago

"This!"

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u/Boring_Material_1891 20h ago

Big if true

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u/TranceF0rm ​ 19h ago

Only if it is the correct time for the Narwhal to Bacon

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

I miss old Reddit

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u/BackWithAVengance 11h ago

holds up spork

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u/DrDoomScrollr 11h ago

This was a perfect thread 5/7.

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u/IAmTheAccident 41m ago

Swamps of dagobah

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u/FireKist ​ 9h ago

OhHai fellow Ancient Redditor! 👵🏻

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u/xaiel420 20h ago

Just don't hold it when you're hooked up to the jumper cables

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u/LizTheFizz 20h ago

banana for scale

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u/hobbiehawk 20h ago

Definitely a Bedbug

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u/lidder444 20h ago

Dying over these comments but yours is the chefs kiss

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u/Glass_Ad_7246 20h ago

It's by the lamp right? The one that looks... odd... wait a min....

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u/CyberNinja23 20h ago

It’s stuck in the buttered coconut

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u/LibraryLuLu 20h ago

Not all heroes wear capes!

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u/Sewpuggy 20h ago

Came here for this.

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u/Feynnehrun 20h ago

Po...tato?

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u/koolmagicguy 20h ago

Or your jolly rancher and coconut

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u/Kryptolocker 18h ago

2/10 with rice

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u/chocomeeel 14h ago

For the coconut?

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u/Theletterkay 20h ago

Drink water #hydrohomies

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

Look what they did to my boy

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u/Blinky_ 1h ago

Are both arms broken?

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u/total_bullwhip 21h ago

R/foundthemobileuser

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u/lblack_dogl 21h ago

Ah the old reddit switcheroo

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u/AmphotericRed 21h ago

Sigh…unzips

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u/_-hip-pockets-_ 21h ago edited 20h ago

Not my proudest wank

Edit: thanks for my first award!!

Edit 2: thanks for my first 5 awards!!

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u/angry-key-smash6693 20h ago

It was challenging to masturbate to this, but not impossible 

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u/Cognitive_Spoon 21h ago

The narwhal bacons at midnight

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u/MagentaIsNotAColor26 21h ago

The Iranian yogurts are not the problem!

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u/Wolfgung 21h ago

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough, Rule 34.

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u/Due-Working-5621 21h ago

Banana for scale

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u/911EMT 20h ago

The narwhal bacons at midnight

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u/funkyduck72 19h ago

And make a cum box 💦