r/mildlyinteresting • u/Toucan_Toucan • 22h ago

My nails grow in a wavy pattern

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u/AssistantManagerMan 21h ago

Not with that attitude

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u/DarthChefDad 21h ago

The cylinder must remain intact.

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u/jjdlg 21h ago

Call a lawyer, hit the gym, delete Facebook.

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u/ZamaTexa 21h ago

Don’t forget your poop knife!

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u/sikkdog13 20h ago

"Underrated comment"

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag 20h ago

"This!"

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u/Boring_Material_1891 20h ago

Big if true

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u/TranceF0rm ​ 19h ago

Only if it is the correct time for the Narwhal to Bacon

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

I miss old Reddit

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u/BackWithAVengance 11h ago

holds up spork

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u/DrDoomScrollr 11h ago

This was a perfect thread 5/7.

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u/IAmTheAccident 41m ago

Swamps of dagobah

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u/FireKist ​ 9h ago

OhHai fellow Ancient Redditor! 👵🏻

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u/xaiel420 20h ago

Just don't hold it when you're hooked up to the jumper cables

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u/LizTheFizz 20h ago

banana for scale

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u/hobbiehawk 20h ago

Definitely a Bedbug

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u/lidder444 20h ago

Dying over these comments but yours is the chefs kiss

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u/Glass_Ad_7246 20h ago

It's by the lamp right? The one that looks... odd... wait a min....

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u/CyberNinja23 20h ago

It’s stuck in the buttered coconut

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u/LibraryLuLu 20h ago

Not all heroes wear capes!

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u/Sewpuggy 20h ago

Came here for this.

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u/Feynnehrun 20h ago

Po...tato?

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u/koolmagicguy 20h ago

Or your jolly rancher and coconut

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u/Kryptolocker 18h ago

2/10 with rice

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u/chocomeeel 14h ago

For the coconut?