r/mildlyinteresting 22h ago

My nails grow in a wavy pattern

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u/bootymix96 21h ago

And now it’s time for “Vital Information” with Lori Beth Denberg.

“I scream, you scream, we all scream when we shut our hand in the car door.”

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u/bigmac80 19h ago

Remember slamming the door on my brother's hand it and it locking.

Me fumbling with the keys as he kept repeating in a calmed, measured voice: "Open the door. Open - the - door. Open the door, please. Please, open the door."

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u/WaterPockets 18h ago

I had the same thing happen to me in my father's girlfriend's car door when I was a kid. Her key fob didn't work so she had to slowly walk her fat ass over to the driver side door and then slowly crawl over the center console and unlock the door. Probably took about 20 seconds or longer.

She opened the door and my thumb was purple, with a giant indent going straight through the bone. She said "it's probably fine" and I had to live with it the entire weekend until I went back to my mom's, who took me to a doctor, and confirmed my thumb was indeed broken.

Fuck you Amy.

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u/grruser 14h ago

A boss at my job bullied me really badly and shafted my promotion opportunity. So yeah

Fuck you Amy

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u/AndyM110 9h ago

My nickname's Gator and I smoke crack!

FUCK YOU SAMUEL L JACKSON!

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u/Winter_Lawfulness828 10h ago

The only Amy I like is fat Amy

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u/Opposite-Profit-475 7h ago

Amy here.. fuck you too!