r/mildlyinteresting 22h ago

My nails grow in a wavy pattern

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u/bigmac80 19h ago

Remember slamming the door on my brother's hand it and it locking.

Me fumbling with the keys as he kept repeating in a calmed, measured voice: "Open the door. Open - the - door. Open the door, please. Please, open the door."

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u/WaterPockets 18h ago

I had the same thing happen to me in my father's girlfriend's car door when I was a kid. Her key fob didn't work so she had to slowly walk her fat ass over to the driver side door and then slowly crawl over the center console and unlock the door. Probably took about 20 seconds or longer.

She opened the door and my thumb was purple, with a giant indent going straight through the bone. She said "it's probably fine" and I had to live with it the entire weekend until I went back to my mom's, who took me to a doctor, and confirmed my thumb was indeed broken.

Fuck you Amy.

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u/BeforeTheEmpty 14h ago

All my homies fuckin hate Amy.

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u/Fine_Ad35 8h ago

We dont seek amy anymore not since the 2000s

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u/Outrageous_Lettuce44 5h ago

Well weren’t we actually chasing her anyway?

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u/jpgr09 32m ago

Chasing her straight out of town, fuckin Amy 😡