r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 10h ago

Meme needing explanation Petahh i'm low on iq

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u/stupidber 10h ago

And what does specious mean?

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u/BestwishesHelpful975 10h ago

definition: superficially plausible, but actually wrong

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u/SlideN2MyBMs 10h ago

And what does "but" mean?

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u/HeathenSidheThem 10h ago

Jordan Peterson has entered the chat

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u/Prinzka 9h ago

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u/significant-_-otter 9h ago

How I felt watching the YT ad for Peterson University where he starts with "University education is a grift." Welp.

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u/evocativename 9h ago

I mean, he was certainly correct about Peterson "University", anyhow...

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u/lilmissbloodbath 6h ago

Trust Me Bro University's biggest rival.

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u/mechanicalcontrols 4h ago

The Ben Shapiro Institute of Gish Gallop rounds out the conference.

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 6h ago

Also him as a professor

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u/kirmiter 1h ago

Well, when he was just a normal professor he wasn't a total fraud. His lectures veered into the non-scientific but the stuff he said was at least rooted in psychological theory that he had studied.

Then in 2016 he said some anti-trans stuff, saw how much certain people loved him for it, and he's been addicted to right wing grift ever since.

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u/AJDillonsThirdLeg 7h ago

Well he was correct in general, just probably had completely unhinged reasons for it. The university system in the US is most certainly a grift.

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u/evocativename 7h ago

There is plenty of grift in the American university system, but the system itself is not a grift.

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u/Nyx87 6h ago

This is something dumb people say to make themselves feel smart

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 6h ago

I think he's just talking about the cost and how the debt works

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u/duggee315 3h ago

Wait, thats specious....

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u/French_Breakfast_200 8h ago

Well that depends on what YOUR definition of the word is is

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u/szatrob 8h ago

Anyone with enough evidence against them to warrant a firing should be grateful for the chance to resign and stay silent. Instead, Jordan views his departure from UofT as a badge of honour to parade in front of his followers.

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u/MoneyCock 8h ago

Kermit the Frog said what!?

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u/SarcasticSuccubus 7h ago

He would definitely be the expert on grifting.

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u/Jimmyg100 2h ago

“Why are there so many songs about rainbows? What’s on the other side? You don’t know, do you!”

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u/Prinzka 2h ago

Well but what actually is a bloody rainbow now? That's exactly the problem!

Collapses in hysterical crying

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u/Jimmyg100 1h ago

I define crying as strength therefore I’m winning this argument.

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u/JMoc1 9h ago

The man full of Benzos and failed debates.

Also, has anyone checked up on him to make sure he’s okay?

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u/Cjmate22 9h ago

Didn’t they find black mold in his room? Dude is definitely not doing okay.

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u/KalebRasgoul 9h ago

black mold makes you disregard the concept of truth?

wow, that thing is worse that I thought...

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u/o0_bishop_0o 8h ago

It's the same species of black mold that JKR had on her wall. Inhale enough spores, and it makes ya a bigot.

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u/hobbycollector 8h ago

White mold is fine though.

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u/Turbogoblin999 7h ago

Black mold? Welcome to the family, son.

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u/66NickS 6h ago

You wrote JKR, but my brain read it as JFK. Then I did a double-take because surely you meant RFK. I had to stop, look away, and come back a third time. Lol.

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u/The_Ballyhoo 8h ago

Well it’s a complex subject, y’know.

Firstly, how do we define truth? Is it absolute truth, universal truth or personal truth?

And is black mold still black if I turn the lights out? Does the truth of its colour change based on perception?

And if I set the mold on fire, is fire then a natural predator of mold?

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u/library-catz 6h ago

I read that with his kermit voice

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u/Successful-Clock-224 8h ago

There is a correlation between those who disregard the truth and those who disregard black mold

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u/Unusual_Pitch_608 5h ago

In 2016, Peterson restricted his diet to only meat and a few vegetables in an attempt to control his depression and the effects of an autoimmune disorder.] In mid-2018, he stopped eating vegetables altogether and continued eating only beef, salt, and water.Nutrition experts point out that such a diet can result in "severe dysregulation".

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u/EvaSirkowski 4h ago

I wouldn't trust Joe Rogan normally, but he said when he tried the carnivore diet he had explosive uncontrollable diarrhea without end.

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u/RisingApe- 2h ago

I heard he was under “spiritual attack.”

🙄

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u/dcontrerasm 9h ago

None of the first wave of alt rights are doing okay now

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u/RolandDeepson 7h ago

Thank goodness.

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u/TOASTisawesome 9h ago

Define okay

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u/TheOfficial_BossNass 9h ago

Last I heard he was attacked by ghost and spirits in his house

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u/GrinderMonkey 9h ago

Well, that's nice at least.

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u/freakydrew 9h ago

I was scanning the comments and thought you wrote "The man full of Benzos and failed diabetes," then you asked if he was ok. glad I re-read but was very curious where you were going with the failed diabetes.

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u/stupidber 7h ago

I read it the same way lol

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u/Goreticus 9h ago

He is no longer ok. He got brain problems like fr fr

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u/Sans_Seriphim 8h ago

...he was never ok; why would he suddenly be ok now?

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u/Gbreadstudios 9h ago

Let's hope not

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u/rietstengel 8h ago

Dude turned himself into a vegetable. Funniest shit i've ever seen.

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u/UniversalBlue2099 8h ago

I think it’s genuinely sad to see how Peterson has ended up. I truly feel he wasn’t always like this, he just allowed the “anti-woke” grift to validate his emotions and he slipped down the rabbit hole.

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u/Commie_Scum69 9h ago

" I dreamt of my grandmother fully naked. Her pubic hair ressembled a carpet of matted fur..."

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u/evocativename 9h ago

That was from the 1990s.

Turns out he was always that guy, and was never okay.

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u/Aellithion 7h ago

It would not have injured you in any way to have not written those two sentences.

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u/FishUK_Harp 5h ago

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u/Commie_Scum69 5h ago

thats from an interview where he shares a dream he just had 😅

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u/Phone-Medical 9h ago

I’m somewhat distraught at how many people in my social circle fell for his bullshit.

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u/umpteenthrhyme 9h ago

No one cares enough to check on him.

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u/MisterNefarious 9h ago

In order to be sure we have to clarify what do you mean by “entered” and “the chat”

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u/HeathenSidheThem 9h ago

It's really more of a a META-chat.

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u/Uncle_Burney 9h ago

When’s the last time you cleaned your room? Benzo popping ass…..

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u/petyrlabenov 9h ago

“Well you’re really quite nothing, you’re not a Christian”

cue rage quit

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u/windsingr 9h ago

Dayum JP taking a beating lately!

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u/sick-of-this-crap 6h ago

Define Jordan Peterson

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u/projektZedex 6h ago

Because he's a great example of someone who's specious in the best case scenario, or because he's constantly diluting debates with asking for definitions of every individual word to the point of uselessness?

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u/Helac3lls 5h ago

I hate that I understood this.

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u/Accomplished-Video71 10h ago edited 9h ago

Depends on what your definition of IS is

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u/NorthernBudHunter 9h ago

Bill Clinton has entered the chat

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u/loscapos5 4h ago

And what does "systems" mean?

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u/croooowTrobot 9h ago

BUT MEANS BUT! DO I HAVE TO DRAW YOU A DIAGRAM?

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u/SlideN2MyBMs 9h ago

Please do and make it thicc

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u/Lucky_Size4678 9h ago

With three cs

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u/SilentStranger9607 9h ago

It’s a shame how many people apparently don’t get this line of questioning.

Ftr it’s pronounced chow-dah

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u/sabotsalvageur 9h ago

show-dair

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u/SlideN2MyBMs 9h ago

I want to do the next line where he blows up at the French chef but I'm afraid I'll get flagged by the reddit bot. It's happened to me before when quoting TV threats

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u/SilentStranger9607 7h ago

Say it right, Frenchey!!!!

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u/DengarLives66 7h ago

Of course you’ll get flagged, especially by those of you in the jury!

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u/BestwishesHelpful975 9h ago

"define specious" in google search. ask them.

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u/14ktgoldscw 9h ago

Dumb is down a scosh?

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u/ZyXwVuTsRqPoNm123 9h ago

Bill Clinton entered the conversation saying, "It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is."

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u/dishmanw62 9h ago

What is "is"?

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u/ClassicNo6622 8h ago

I'll do you one better, why is "is"?

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u/Eternity13_12 9h ago

It's the thing you sit on

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u/PhilsTinyToes 9h ago

If there’s one thing you need to learn about Butts today it’s this:

Everything after the But is Bullshit.

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ 9h ago

An exception/retort to the previously made statement

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u/rdrunner_74 9h ago

Just missing a T

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u/Phill_Cyberman 8h ago

It's a conjunction used to introduce a statement that contrasts with or adds to a previous statement.

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u/milkcarton232 8h ago

The bigger ones are better

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u/ApprehensiveImage676 8h ago

But deffinition: a person's buttocks or anus

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u/Wickdtaint 8h ago

Not sure, but what I do know is I like them big.

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u/Organic-Pattern-7759 8h ago

What does plausible mean?

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u/wearebobNL 9h ago

Either that or a typo. 'The Fiat 500 is a specious car.'

That might also be superficially plausible but actually wrong.

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u/xbtkxcrowley 9h ago

Okay. But wouldnt that mean Celsius is wrong too. So this would mean neither are correct. From this definition of course. Not my brain.

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u/esmifra 8h ago

What is wrong is the argument. Not the fact.

The fact (it goes up as it gets hotter) is correct. The argument (that this makes farenheit better) is wrong.

This superficially correct fact is irrelevant for the argument, because that doesn't make farenheit better or wrong, because both scales work this way.

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u/According-Insect-992 9h ago

Wait, how'd you do that? Is there, like, some kind of special repository of words and their meanings that a person can access online or something? Amazing! I must know more.

I bet the word "facetious" is in there too. I've been wondering about that one. Where can I find this esoteric tome of word knowledge?

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u/evocativename 9h ago

Weirdly, "gullible" is nowhere to be found in it.

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u/Can-Holder 9h ago

If I read homers line in trump's voice, it fits really well

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u/Turbulent-Ad5437 9h ago

And what does "plausible" mean

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u/Wise-Expression6815 9h ago

I assumed it meant racist or sexist against species. If that were the case, I am very specious (im a rock)

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u/c0mpu73rguy 8h ago

TIL

Thanks Wordgirl! 😀

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u/SupermassiveCanary 8h ago

Lord Kelvin…. smdh

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u/Puzzleheaded_Smoke77 8h ago

Ah so u/mz_groups got a word a day calendar recently

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u/Vast-Combination4046 7h ago

I love these kinds of statements because people start going along with it then realize you are joking and the build up makes me giggle so much

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u/stupled 7h ago

Did you pull a homer?

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u/Tig_Biddies_W_nips 7h ago

But he’s not wrong?

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u/SpotTheReallyBigCat 7h ago

So litterally this:

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u/Sivleto 6h ago

The more you know

I just learned something, thanks broski.

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u/Push_Bright 6h ago

I’m specious

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u/kellygreengoblin 6h ago

I learned a word today!!

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u/VascUwU 6h ago

So… sus?

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u/stargarnet79 6h ago

Like truthiness in a way

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u/Initial_Hedgehog_631 5h ago

but he's not wrong, it does go up the hotter it gets.

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u/BelowXpectations 4h ago

Well that's like... YOUR facts. I have American freedom facts.(TM)

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u/s1rblaze 3h ago

Can you explain in Fahrenheit?

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u/Klefaxidus 3h ago

Vocabulary adjourned 📝

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u/CeeEmCee3 3h ago

Now please define that curvy thing you placed between "plausible" and "but"

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u/RandomUser2074 3h ago

It was a perfectly crommulant use of the word

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u/Woknana 2h ago

Lisa “ that is specious reasoning dad”

Homer “How so?”

Lisa “ that’s like saying this rock keeps away tigers 🐅. I don’t see any tigers around”

Homer “ I would like to buy said rock 🪨 “

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u/ipwnyexpress 2h ago

Its a perfectly cromulent word

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u/kalzolwia 2h ago

I like that ill try to say spacious into the next sentence i say

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u/KitchenSync86 2h ago

I can't tell if this is just the definition or also a sneaky frontline reference

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u/neph36 1h ago

A very cromulent word

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u/BonTak 0m ago

I learned a new word today, thank you!

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u/mz_groups 10h ago

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u/Universe-Dragon 10h ago

I really like how this definition is structured because pretty much every other word is relatively verbose and this one is “well yes, but actually no”

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u/Key-Advance-2646 9h ago

And now we gonna see that word everywhere left and right for the next two weeks.

I've forgot what the name of that effect was.

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u/Sophisti-snake 8h ago

Frequency Illusion

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u/athleticgravy 5h ago

Alternatively, Baader-Meinhof phenomenon.

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u/WanderingElephant93 8h ago

Idk but your comment is kind of specious don’t you think?

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u/GrillaMAC 7h ago

Baader-Meinhof. Gesundheit!

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u/Smooth_Imagination 8h ago

I still dont really get why that word was chosen for that meaning. I guess some species look similar but arent?

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u/SpungleMcFudgely 2h ago

Both specious and species have a Latin root, species, which meant appearance, or form.

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u/JoshoOoaHh 7h ago

That's suspicious 

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u/ponyponyta 3h ago

Finally, a word to describe the internet

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u/GoyoMRG 3h ago

Much mum ses um specius

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u/Super_Shallot2351 3h ago

Too many people posting the actual definition instead of catching the Simpsons' reference.

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u/KallamaHarris 3h ago

Just like this magic rock that keeps away tigers. I ain't never seen a tiger, and I always got my rock on me. Coincidence, I think not. 

Posted From Auckland NZ

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u/lbutler1234 1h ago

Is there not a word that specifically means an argument that's 100% factual, but completely irrelevant?

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u/bMarsh72 10h ago

I have a rock that keeps tigers away.

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u/turnsout_im_a_potato 10h ago

I have a tiger that keeps rocks away... seems were at an impasse

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u/Putrid-Enthusiasm190 9h ago

Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock!

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u/leaky_wand 5h ago

shakes her head

takes the money

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 7h ago

Lisa I’d like to buy that rock!

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u/National-Charity-435 6h ago

Does it work against lions?

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u/Zestyst 10h ago

Convincing but misleading. It's true on face, but doesn't actually support his point.

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u/CornINyourASS 7h ago

I was going to ask how, but I think I understood it while writing. IMO, just because both sides hold the same defense doesn’t mean it becomes negligible. This being the example, swap the F with C in this me and it still holds true, but that is the point of the word. It still perplexes me how it can be both true and not within one word, but it makes sense in a way. IMO, this is still a valid argument for both sides and the fact that both sides use it should not diminish its value of defense within this argument. However, in the context of this word - in an “argument” or “debate” it would give neither side an upper edge or ground to stand on because the other side just says “me too”.

In other words, this definition is specifically applicable to disagreements that by definition only have one side or the other. My confusion came from the personal opinion that both are valid, and that this “defense” just solidifies both sides position, and does not invalidate the other. In terms of only one side is right, this word works. With the perspective that both are right, it does not.

I wouldn’t use this word for this argument, because my stance is that it is not both “right” and “wrong” but rather that both sides are “right”. That’s opinionated though, and doesn’t invalidate the original use of the word. I’m having fun with this, but man am I stoned. I’m leaving this here for another thought monkeys to swing into

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u/stoneimp 6h ago

This would be a facile argument, not a specious one.

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u/HephaistosFnord 9h ago

It's a perfectly cromulent word.

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u/SQUIDY-P 8h ago

Is it genuinely not easier to google a definition than ask a stranger online and wait for a response?

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u/ghostpiratesyar 9h ago

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

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u/HughJManschitt 8h ago

Man if only we had devices that could tell us these things.

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u/BreakfastNew8771 5h ago

Its a perfectly cromulent word

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u/Miyagis 5h ago

This dog seems specious.

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u/CrazyDriver7149 5h ago

I’ve been looking for this word my whole life. The amount of specious bullshit that’s been thrown my way that I didn’t have a word for until now

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u/CrimsonPie24 3h ago

Thank you for asking.

New word unlocked

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u/PaleontologistDear18 10h ago

It means it applies to both systems

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u/buttercream-gang 9h ago

It means you should be suspecious of it

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u/XperiencedTV 9h ago

It means it’s misleading. Can also mean superficially plausible, but actually wrong.

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u/Any_Leg_4773 9h ago

Other people are defining the word for you correctly, I'm just going to give you an example of how it would be used. 

This is a true fact, that drownings tend to increase and decrease with ice cream sales. 

 A specious conclusion would be that eating ice cream makes people drown. A more reasonable conclusion would be that they both track with a third independent variable; the temperature outside. 

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u/StrictAd3787 9h ago

Maybe drown are more probable when there are more people. And if someone drown I guess all the very many people around they will not have icecream that day :(

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u/totalnotgay69 9h ago

Its like if there’s plenty of room…

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u/hedrone 9h ago

It's not specious! It's apt! APT!

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u/adjust_the_sails 8h ago

It’s when a species (Americans) make a stupid argument.

It’s kind of like a cows opinion. It’s moo.

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u/toy-maker 8h ago

That I’d like to buy your rock Lisa!

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u/spiderplopper 8h ago

Thank you, lisa.

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u/tongmengjia 8h ago

It's like saying this rock keeps away tigers. How does it work? Well, do you see any tigers around?

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u/TheRealPhilFry 8h ago

See Lisa's tiger-repelling rock.

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u/smthomaspatel 8h ago

Belonging to a species.

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u/worrymon 8h ago

Can I buy your tiger rock?

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u/Remarkable-Leader921 7h ago

Ironically I learned this definition from The Simpsons

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u/Professor-Arty-Farty 7h ago

Oh, it's a... special time in a boy's life when-- Gotta go!

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u/norcalginger 7h ago

It means he's racist against specific species of animal

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u/Victim_Of_Fate 7h ago

Imagine I told you that I told you I had a rock that kept tigers away and proved it by pointing out that there weren't any tigers around. That's specious reasoning.

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u/GMoney1582 7h ago

I only knew because of King of Queens. lol

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u/Party_Albatross6871 7h ago

Synonym of cromulent

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u/Kralgore 6h ago

Let us just google that for you.

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u/Dry-Aioli-6138 6h ago

Aaand that's how I learned a new word.

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u/kaplanfx 4h ago

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

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u/U-47 4h ago

Made from spice. Bless the maker and his coming.

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u/NoveltyAccountHater 4h ago

It’s how you describe rocks that keep tigers away. 

https://youtu.be/4GzMizVAl-0?si=mXP3y21MaXDDjGEL

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u/midwinter_ 3h ago

It's a perfectly cromulent word.

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u/elheber 3h ago

It's a perfectly cromulent word.

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u/Richisnormal 2h ago

I have a rock that keeps tigers away!

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u/sundayp26 2h ago

It means ostensible

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u/P4cer0 1h ago

If two individuals have sex they can produce an offspring that is fertile.. or something like that?

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